Disclaimers: I own nothing

Warning: oocness abounds and it was fun!

 

 

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Duo: This is REAL stupid.

[Shutup and get in costume!]

Duo: Fine! Fine! Sheesh.

 

[] is Bob
() is me...

You know when Bob talks everything is going to go wrong....
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The music begins as Duo bounds out onto the stage...looking like something an
80's music video threw-up.

Duo: Hey! I didn't pick this alright!

[Sorry]

Wearing a neon yellow leotard orange tights pink leg warmers...a purple
sweatband with matching blue and green sweatbands around his wrists and red
sneakers...The costume designer should be shot.

( Will you cut it out! Duo sing!)

Duo:

Baby look at me.
And tell me what you see?

[ A giant blur of colors I'm blind I'm blind!]

Duo Glares off camera where snickering can be heard, doing a little turn he
dances across the stage.

You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me time I'll make you forget the rest...

I got more in me
And you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hands
Don't you know who I am?

A guy in really bright colors.

Duo: Shutup!

Remember my name

Duo strikes a pose...only to get shoved off the stage by Trowa?!

[What the- silent boy wasn't supposed to be on till the end!]

Trowa throws his cloak off and flounces across the stage in REALLY short cut
off grey sweatpants and matching slashed half tank top.

( He looks like he got attacked by a really angry cat!)

Trowa:*monotone*

FAME!

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly

Trowa does an amazng flashdance imitation high kicks and- WOW how'd he get
his leg to do that?! ... Where'd the water come from?!

HIGH!

I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry

A soaking wet ( waits for the droolers to finish) Trowa gets bumped off the
stage by Zechs...

[What the **(^( is going on?]

Zechs:

FAME!

I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame

Fireworks go off behind him lighting a bilboard that's about 30 feet tall
with his name on it in neon pink letters, yellow rose petals are falling from
somewhere and oh my god where did he get strobe lights and a smoke machine?
Why is he wearing bright pink dance shoes?!

( Just describe the outfit Bob just describe the outfit.)

Zech flouces around the stage wearing a torn tight white tee shirt... and
those ultra short running shorts with no underwear don't ask how I know this
I'm seeing more stuff moving than I want to....it's called modesty try it
sometimes!

FAME

I'm gonna live forever
Baby remember my name

Zechs jumps one last time and lands on...well he was supposed to land on his
feet but since Quatre saw fit to put cooking oil on the stage where he was
supposed to land...oh look he can do a chinese spilt!

*CRUNCH*

AHHHHHHHH!

[Medic!]

 

All: (But Zechs) ( Standing in a circling their hands raised toward the sky)

 

Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember

 

Duo jumps on top of one of the many taxi cabs that are now in the building
how they got there we don't know but he's dancing around with a guitar on one
of them. While everyone else does something resembling the dance routine that
was set up earlier.

( Guitar solo)

Duo opens his mouth to sing only to have Relena push him out of the way...off
the car to the cement ground below...head first.

You stupid- * Thud*

[Medic!]

 

Relena:

Baby hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me straight to the top
Give me love and take all I've got to give

Jumps off the cab landing on Heero's back who just happened to be leaning
over Duo at the time...

GAHHHH RIBS!

Baby I'll be tough
Too much is not enough
I'll grab your heart til it breaks
Ooo I got what it takes!

Sally Po shoves Relena down an open manhole. Placing her hands on her hips
she shifts postion causing the lights to glint off the rhinestone covered
neon green spandex jump suit she's wearing ...and instantly floors everyone
who wasn't sucking floor already...

( Where the &&^(^ did that come from were in a god damn theater what the
*(^(^ is going on When did I lose control of this stupid &(^&(^(
production?!)

Sally:

FAME!

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly

HIGH!

( Wufei manages to crawl close enough to her his skin buring from the sheer
radiance of the neon spandex with a practiced movement he sweeps her feet out
from under her effectively knocking her off the stage all that's heard is
screaming as she falls down and down and do- *THUD* *Groan* ( Medic!)

 

Having exahusted the last of his energy Wufei collapses in a heap on the
floor...that's when Heero stomps over him (literally ouch!) [Medic!] And
takes up the head of the stage where he got a vinyl cat suit in army green
the world will never know...)

Heero:

I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry

SPANDEX!

Heero: Not funny.

FAME!

I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame

 

FA- ARGH!

Noin takes Heero down from behind with a really big cabbage patch doll.
Stepping on his back she stands proud in her purple glitter and yellow
lipstick!

[ The make-up lady must die as well...]

Noin:

FAME!

I'm gonna live forever
Baby remember my name

Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remem-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

( For some reason the trap door Noin was standing over opened...( Don't worry
she'll land on the mat) *THUMP* [ If the mat was still there....] (Medic!)

Quatre steps out onto the stage with a trimphant smirk practically glowing in
the spotlight...literally since he was wearing a shade of pink not meant to
be viewed by the human eye because it could potentially cause permanent
blindness.)

Quatre:

FAME!

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly

HIGH

I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry

FAME

I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame

FAME

I'm gonna live forever
Baby remember my name.....

( Quatre strikes a pose his head thrown back with his arms crossed in front
of him all alone in the spotlight... Waiting for applause[ Since the little
sneak took out everybody else....] )

 

::ML stares in mute shock::

Quatre: *glares at them* Clap!

 

::ML blinks::