Disclaimers: I own nothing

Warning: Um it's a country songfic and you all know what I do to those....run
and hide....oh yeah and it has one of my other secret pairing preferences.

Note: Um it's 3 in the morning when I wrote this one...so don't expect much
-_-;

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Bob: Ok Noin and Zechs get in place

Noin: Oh great another country fic.

Bob: Yeah yeah get to work...

 

(Scene opens on Noin stumbling up the walkway to a nice little house, she
gropes around in her pocket for the key, finally finding it she spends a few
minutes trying to get it in the lock...finally when she's about to succeed
the door gets jerked open from the inside, and she falls backwards...the
music begins.)

Noin: (just her voice she's not singing during the video)

He was standin' at the front door when I came home last night
The good book in the left hand and a rolling pin in his right

(Noin sweatdrops at the sight of Zechs standing in the doorway with an
eyebrow tick, wearing a pink apron holding a very large bible and a rolling
pen)

Noin:
He said

Zechs:

You've come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don't listen to my preachin' girl
I'm gonna have to beat you half to death

(Noin looks extremely nervous even in her drunken state and edges away a
little while grinning nervously)

Noin:

Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy baby it's the best that I can do
We're just good ole gals uh makin' noise I ain't runnin' 'round on you
Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through!

( Zechs holds the door open wider and lets her crawl into the house, we see
her collaspe on the floor snoring as he shuts it again)

Noin:

At first he hide my glasses because he knows that I can't see

( An image of Zechs sticking a pair of glasses in a cookie jar)

He said

Zechs: (Walks into the room where Noin is tapping his foot impatiently)

You ain't goin' nowhere girl till you spend a little time with me

( Noin sighs and nods placidly...then the phone rings)

Then the gals called from the honky tonk Said,

( That neat little spilit screen thing happens to show Noin in her living
room and Sally Duo, Relena and Hilde in a place that looks like a bar on the
other side)

Sally:
"There's aparty goin' on down here"

(Noin's eyes light up until she sees Zechs standing on the other side of the
room twirling her car keys, then he walks out of the room and her eyes light
up again as something occurs to her)

Well he might have took my car keys
But he forgot about my old John Deere

(Zechs comes back into the living room carrying a tea tray and looks around
confused for Noin, he turns to the window like he heard something and we see
Noin riding away on a green tractor...really fast.)

Noin:
Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy baby it's the best that I can do
We're just good old boys makin' noise I ain't runnin' 'round on you
Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through

(Noin and her uh 'gals' are at the honky tonk doing a line dance and
drinkin')

Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy baby it's the best that I can do
We're just good old boys makin' noise I ain't runnin' 'round on you
Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through

(Sometime around dawn Sally, Noin, Duo, Relena and Hilde stumble out of the
bar and head to their different tractors, climbing on they give each other a
final wave then head off in different direction.)

Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through
Mmm
(As the music fades we see Noin wandering up the walkway Zechs is standing on
the porch waiting. Lowering her head she walks into the house.

Scene change Hilde is walking up the driveway to her house when the door gets
tossed open and we see Wufei standing their mallet in hand, Hilde sweatdrops
and starts explaining...Wufei says nothing just raises his hand and points
inside...Hilde edges around him ever aware of the mallet in his hands.

Scene changes to Sally stumbling up her driveway the door opens to reveal a
very pissed looking Quatre standing there, she doesn't even try to explain
she just walks inside and lets Quatre shut the door, sounds of screaming and
breaking glass abound

Scene changes to Relena stumbling as best she can onto her porch, before she
can get in completely the door flys open and Trowa stands there with an
arched eyebrow and an axe...Relena goes to explain turns green then promptly
pukes into the flower bed

Scene changes to Duo climbing carefully down from his tractor...a blank faced
Heero stood with his arms folded on the porch, Duo took one look at him, then
climbed back onto the tractor and hot tailed it out of there.)

 

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Snark with David and Amanda

*Quatre's zero system*

David: (as Trowa) I told you he'd noticed if you switched to decaf.

Amanda: You are a disturbed boy...

end snark