Disclaimer: I just can't stop and I don't know why!

Warning: Not very nice violence to Relena

 

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Bob: * takes her cigar out of her mouth* Ok ok let me think let me
think...yes! Is Relena back?

Amanda: Yeppers.

Bob: Great! Alright Heero Relena and Duo! and somebody grab Hiei before he
runs away! Trowa you're singing!

Relena: No pink! I refuse to work in pink!

Bob: It's not pink put her in the bathrobe and get it over with!

Duo: How come I gotta be-

Heero: Shutup and go!

 

Bob: Couldn't have said it better myself ACTION

 

(Scene opens on Duo and Heero in bed together doing very naughty things.
Grabbing a handful of Duo's hair Heero pulls his head back exposing his
throat for less than gentle kisses)

Trowa: ( Standing outside the window blank-faced wearing all black with an
umbrella)

Three thirty in the morning, not a soul in sight
The city's looking like a ghost town on a moonless summer night
Raindrops on the windshield, there's a storm moving in
He's headed back from somewhere that he never should have been

( Heero is in his car now wearing a business suit smiling to himself
raindrops are falling heavily against his car a flash of lightening lights up
his face briefly)

And the thunder rolls..... and the thunder rolls

( A loud rumble of thunder sounds in the distance as we watch the car race
down the street.)

Every light is burning in the house across town
She's pacing by the telephone in her faded flannel gown
Askin' for a miracle, hopin' she's not right
Praying it's the weather that's kept him out all night

(Trowa is sitting on the stairs inside a house watching Relena who is walking
back and forth in the living room looking at the telephone every now and
then finally it rings she runs at it and picks it up on the first ring. Scene
changes to Duo on the other end holding a glass tumbler and looking forelorn
he says something into the reciever the scene changes again to Relena
dropping the phone and shaking her head no)

And the thunder rolls..... and the thunder rolls

The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes
Another love grows cold on a sleepless night
As the storm blows all out of control
Deep in her heart, the thunder rolls

(Scene shows Duo laying back in bed still sipping from the glass...)

She's waitin' by the window when he pulls into the drive
She rushes out to hold him, thankful he's alive

(Relena standing by the window watching the rain roll down the glass, a flash
of headlights pass over her face and she smiles rushing to the front door
Trowa is leaning against the outside of the house.)

But on the wind and rain a strange new perfume blows
And the lightning flashes in her eyes and he knows that she knows

( She runs to Heero who is climbing out of the car smiling The rain mats
Relena's hair to her face. She stops when she gets close to him her eyes
widen and lightning flashes in the background. Heero's smile fades as Relena
turns around and storms back into the house. Slamming the car door he
follows. Trowa remains where he is.)

And the thunder rolls..... and the thunder rolls

The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes
Another love grows cold on a sleepless night
As the storm blows all out of control
Deep in her heart, the thunder rolls

(Relena and Heero are fighting screaming at each other. Finally getting
frustrated Heero smacks her one and pushes her down. A small sound comes from
upstairs and they both look up to see a little black haired boy wearing
footie pj's and frowning down at both of them. Heero smirks and walks closer
to the boy this stirs Relena into action and she jumps to her feet.)

 

She runs back down the hallway, through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol kept in the dresser drawer

 

( Relena runs into her bedroom yanking open drawer after drawer finally
finding what she's looking for she grabs up the little pistol kept there.
Raising her eyes to her own image she winces in shame at the old bruises that
are now blending with the ones she just recieved. We see Trowa sitting on the
bed watching blank faced. )

She tells the lady in the mirror:

Relena:
He won't do this again!
Tonight will be the last time I'll wonder where he's been!
And the thunder rolls..... and the thunder rolls

(Relena storms out of the room pistol in hand. Heero is talking to Hiei who
still is frowning at him from his perch on the stairs. She rounds on him gun
cocked. Heero turns to look at her smirking down at the gun raising his arms
to the side he says something to her that looks like "Oh you're going to
shoot me go ahead" Relena's hand trembles slightly and Heero starts laughing)

 

The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes
Another love grows cold on a sleepless night
As the storm blows all out of control
Deep in her heart,

( Heero continues laughing and Relena begins to cry pulling the trigger a
rumble of thunder comes at the exact moment she pulls the trigger. Heero
falls to the floor blood oozing from the wound in his chest his eyes wide
open with shock. Letting the gun drop to the floor Relena sinks to her knees
Hiei comes down the stairs to stand beside her. The scene fades leaving Trowa
standing in the front smirking over his shoulder at the fading image and then
he turns back to the camera the smirk fades from his lips slowly melting it
back into blankness.)

The thunder rolls

Bob: And cut! That's a wrap!

Duo: How come my part was so small?

Bob: You got a sex scene didn't ya?

Duo: Well yeah....

Relena: Heero?

Heero: Wha

*SMACK*

Relena: You didn't have to hit me so hard that really hurt! And those floors
are hard wood you know and I don't bounce! I'm going to have a bruise for a
week!

Bob: Ok then. Hm everybody get back and finish up fame.