Disclaimers: I own nothing..

Warning: This is weird since I've moved to Oregon I discovered that there are 12 country stations that come in clearly where I am @_@ needless to say I've been having country shoved down my throat for the last 3 weeks.I caught myself saying something that I never thought I'd ever hear myself saying today.

" Oh Sandy turn it up it's that cool Randy Travis song I like!"

Anyway after I stopped screaming.I sat down and wrote this.

Must leave Oregon.must get back to CA must leave Oregon.need music need music now.


Bob: * suckin' on a cigar * Alright let's get this show on the road people Relena Dorothy Duo Trowa get in place for the first video! Wardrobe start getting' Treize Une and Wufei ready for the second! Where the *(&(* is Quatre?!

Relena: I don't like PINK! Is there something you can put me in that's not PINK! I suffered the whole series and well after it being called the stupid pink girl! Will you please PLEASE put me in another color?!

Bob: No.

Relena: * sighs * And walks to her place.

Trowa: I'm ooc in this.

Bob: That's the point.


Amanda: Are you sure this is gonna work?

Bob: Trust me I'm your muse when have I ever steered you wrong?

Amanda: .Other World.

Bob: One fic! One little fic and you never forgive me! Even I make mistakes ok! ACTION!

(The scene opens with Relena stomping around her bedroom kicking poor innocent pink pillows and such. Spinning on her heel she suddenly turns to a picture on her doorway growling she picks up a silver nail file and flings it at the picture imbedding itself in the door with a slight twang. The picture of the grinning boy doesn't change in the slightest...well except that nail file in his forehead. Smirking she watched the little nail file shake...and for some odd reason she started singing.)


I heard he was gonna marry some boy from Denver
Then my brother came over, had the Sunday paper with him

(Clenching her fists Relena stopped herself from throwing something else at the picture.)

There was the boy on the social page
Lookin' in love and all engaged
We decided he don't take a very good picture

(The scene blurs to Duo with a similar picture of Relena on his table. A deep frown on his usually smiling face as he burns a pink letter. )


It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out ungentleman-ly behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger

(Points his gun at the picture on the target board.a flash of reluctance and guilt cross his features and he starts to lower the gun.)

But I don't like her

(Lifting his arm again he takes aim and pulls the trigger...three times...with a happy little grin.)

She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner

(Stops to examine the mutilated picture.)

But I really hate her

(Shoots until only the hollow sound of an empty chamber remains.)

I'll think of a reason later

(The scene fades on Duo giggling like a manic. Opening on Dorothy a disturbing glint in her eyes and a marker in her hand.)


I drew horns and blacked out his tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but he made such a thin little target

(Adding a few more dashes Dorothy leans back to admire her handy work. We see it's an image of Trowa with horns and fangs, and a bullseyes drawn on his forehead. )

I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' him with him tends to enlarge it...

(She tears Quatre out of the picture a bit more violently than necessary.

The scene changes again to Trowa sitting on the floor blank faced among pictures...with scissors and knives...)

Trowa: * clicking the scissors* he begins singing in monotone.

It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out ungentleman-like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I don't like her

(He empathizes this last point by throwing a knife at one of the pictures on the floor. )

She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner

(He throws another knife at a different picture...)

But I really hate her

( A small.disturbing smile touches the corner of his lips)

I'll think of a reason later

(The guitar solo begins and were back at Relena who is decapitating pictures of Duo like crazy.

" WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! AHHHHHHH!" With a frustrated scream Duo is fires off round after round at the poor target he's using for er practice...

Dorothy is burning several images of Trowa along with a life-sized replica ( complete with hair and feel-real skin) of Trowa in a huge bonfire. She smiles laughing maniacally as the blaze climbs higher!

Trowa is still sitting among the pictures mumbling to himself about hawk wing shaped eyebrows and satanic women.)

Relena: * Fuming*

Inside his head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer


But I really hate her

Duo & Relena:

I'll think of a reason later!

(Scene changes to Relena and Duo glaring each other down while Dorothy and Trowa stand back to back.)

Relena: (looks away first) (spoken)

Well, it was just one tooth

Duo: (turns his back on her)

Hn did I mention I don't particularly care for her?

Trowa & Dorothy: (together)

She/he makes me sick!

( Scene fades with the music)

Bob: See it went fine! That was great kids! Trowa that smile was a wonderful adlib.


Bob: Wonderful! Now go get ready for your next scene! Wufei and Une er Anne your up! Move it people!

Wufei: ( looks up from his newspaper) Really what's the rush?

Bob: @_@

Amanda: Uh-oh.

Bob: What's the rush? I have 5 video's to direct! And 15 minutes between each to get everybody ready! I don't even have the lyrics to all the songs yet! Put the paper down get the bottle of bourbon and plant your butt on the barstool NOW! >_<

Wufei : * blinks * She's a cranky one isn't she?

Bob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Wufei: Going. * Moves to his position as quickly as dignity would allow*

Bob: Thank you. Now is everyone ready? ACTION!

(Scene opens on Wufei sitting on the barstool , swirling a glass of wine [We ran out of bourbon ok!] Anne walks in spotting Wufei at the bar she heads over taking a seat beside him with a gentle smile she taps his arm. Looking up Wufei arches a brow)

Anne: ( singing)

You don't know me but I know who you are
Mind if I sit down
Do I look familiar if I don't well I should
I'm sure you've seen me around

( Wufei opens his mouth to reply but she holds up a hand to stop him)

I know you've probably heard my name
Though we've not been introduced
I'm the fool in love with the fool
Who's still in love with you.

( Wufei shakes his head and turns to ignore her, insistently Anne holds onto his arm turning his attention back to her)

If you've got a minute I'll buy you a drink
I've got something to say

( He watches warily as she reaches a hand into her purse, but settles down when she pulls out a wallet)

It might sound crazy but last night in his sleep
I heard him call out your name

( He moved away slightly as a tick suddenly began in the left cheek)

This ain't the first time he's done it before
And it's hard to face the truth

( Anne's hand began to shake slightly as she took Wufei's glass)

I'm the fool in love with the fool
Who's still in love with you.

( Wufei watched the woman beside him valiantly try to force tears like the script called for.and failing miserably but somehow she managed to get her voice to crack as she sang the next line)

I know love is a fragile thing
And I'm trying hard to make it last
But it ain't easy holding on to my dream
When he's holding on to the past.

( Wufei nods solemnly, as Anne continued .)

Just one more thing before I go
I'm not here to put you down

( Snorting Wufei looked away. Anne grabbed his chin firmly and turned him to face her.a fierce expression in her eyes. )

You don't love him and that's a fact

( Wufei opened his mouth to protest but she squeezed his chin tighter effectively silencing him)

Boy I've seen you around

( Wufei looked vaguely insulted)

But you hold his heart in the palm of your hand
And it's breaking mine in two
'Cause I'm the fool in love with the fool
Who's still in love with you.

( Finally she managed to get those tears out...)

I'm the fool in love with the fool
Who's still in love with you.

( Letting of his face she gave him a pat on the leg and stood up abruptly dashing out of the bar. Treize stood in the doorway facing the direction that Anne had run, turning slowly his eyes met Wufei's and the scene faded)

Bob: AND CUT! Une Anne whatever great work! Treize great with the body language! Wufei! Wonderful! Where is our next song?!

Wufei: Can I leave now?

Bob: Nope you have other songs but DOROTHY get your butt over here! Where the hell is Zechs and the baby doll?!

Quatre: He had to leave and take Relena to the hospital she went into convulsions after she got the script for her next part.

Bob: * blink* Great! Just great! So who the hell is gonna be Mama?

Quatre: Don't look at me I'm already in this one!

Amanda: I got a mother and a kid! (Gestures to Atsuko who is holding onto a squirming Koenma in infant form with one hand and bottle of jack in the other)

Bob: Atsuko! She's perfect! Ok everybody to their places! ACTION!

( Scene opens with an older Dorothy her hair pulled up into an elegant bun, her face made up to perfection wearing a heavy black fur coat and pearl earrings she clutched a locket in one hand standing outside an all but condemned shack like building.a ghost like image appears on the porch a cigarette dangling from the woman's lips her hair all over her head with a baby on her hip. " FANCY!" The image called.turning towards it the scene changed to Dorothy inside a run down house standing in front of a full length mirror.the woman standing behind her a sad light in her eyes.)


I remember it all very well lookin' back
It was the summer I turned eighteen
We lived in a one room, rundown shack
On the outskirts of New Orleans.
We didn't have money for food or rent
To say the least we were hard pressed
Then Mama spent every last penny we had
To buy me a dancin' dress

( Dorothy turned to look at Atsuko who was fighting with Koenma to keep still)

Mama washed and combed and curled my hair
And she painted my eyes and lips
Then I stepped into a satin dancin' dress
That had a split on the side clean up to my hip
It was red velvet trim and it fit me good

( Dorothy did a turn in front of the mirror a smile as she saw how much leg the dress revealed)

Standin' back from the lookin' glass
There stood a woman where a half grown kid had stood

She said

Atsuko: ( setting down her flask for a moment)

Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down
Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down

( Looking at her confused Dorothy turned back to the mirror)


Mama dabbed a little bit of perfume on my neck
And she kissed my cheek
Then I saw the tears wellin' up in her troubled eyes
When she started to speak

( Atsuko's eyes water as she shifted Koenma in her arms.away from the side where he had dug his nails into her skin)

She looked at a pitiful shack
And then she looked at me and took a ragged breath
She said


Yer Pa's run off and I'm real sick
And the baby's gonna starve to death

( A chubby Koenma looked up at her with an indignant expression)


She handed me a heart shaped locket that said
"To thine own self be true"
And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
the toe of my high heeled shoe
It sounded like somebody else that was talkin'
Askin' Mama what do I do?
She said

Atsuko: ( picking up her flask again she nodded out the door where a taxi had pulled up in front of the shack)

Just be nice to the gentlemen Fancy
And they'll be nice to you


She said,


Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down
Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down
Lord forgive me for what I do, but if you want out
Well it's up to you
Now don't let me down you better start movin' uptown!

( With one last desperate glance Dorothy started out the door toward the taxi, looking more than a little bit pissed off as she climbed in ripping the locket from around her neck)

Well that was the last time I saw my Ma
The night I left that rickety shack
The welfare people came and took the baby
Mama died and I ain't been back
But the wheel of fate had started to turn
And for me there was no way out
And it wasn't very long 'til I knew exactly
What my Mama'd been talkin' about

( Dorothy sitting in a hotel room sobbing wrapping her arms around herself)

I knew what I had to do but I made myself this solemn vow
That I 's gonna be a lady someday
Though I didn't know when or how

( Dorothy sat up rubbing her eyes clear a determined expression on her face)

But I couldn't see spending the rest of my life
With my head hung down in shame you know
I might have been born just plain white trash
But Fancy was my name

( Standing up Dorothy walks towards the door with a determined stride)

Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down
Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down

It wasn't long after a benevolent man
Took me off the street
And one week later I was pourin' his tea
In a five room hotel suite

( Quatre sits crossed -legged in a lavishly decorated apartment reading a newspaper while Dorothy poured him a cup of tea a gentle smile on her lips, but a fierce determined expression in her eyes)

I charmed a king,

( Dorothy smiling gently at a man wearing an embroidered sash she does a graceful curtsy all the while maintaing a smile but that determination still gleaming in her eyes)

A congressman

( Dorothy smiles politely as a portly man in a business suit gropes her leg her eyes growing fierce)

And an occasional aristocrat

( Dorothy smirks at the back of the shirtless back of Yuusuke as she stands up, the determination is replaced with a satisfied bitterness. )

Then I got me a Georgia mansion
In an elegant New York townhouse flat
And I ain't done bad

( Dorothy leans back against a plush couch in her own lavishly decorated apartment a sarcastic smirk on her lips)

Now in this world there's a lot of self-righteous hypocrites
That would call me bad
And criticize Mama for turning me out
No matter how little we had
But though I ain't had to worry 'bout nothin'
For nigh on fifteen years
I can still hear the desperation in my poor
Mama's voice ringin' in my ear

( Sitting up the image of her mother came to mind as she'd been the last time she'd seen her)

She said,
( Scene changes to Dorothy walking around to the back of the shack where a single gravestone stood the locket still clutched in her hands)

Atsuko's voice:

Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down
Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down
Lord forgive me for what I do
But if you want out well it's up to you
Now don't let me down
Your Mama's gonna help you uptown

( Setting the locket down on the grave Dorothy smiled and whispered. " I understand mama.")

Dorothy: ( singing)

Oh I guess she did

( The music fades as Dorothy walks back to the car where the driver opened the door for her, climbing in she looked at the house one last time an image of her mother smiling on the porch at her from the car flashed before her. With a nod she told the driver to go.as the car pulls away a huge sign is set up in front of the shack " Future site of Fancy Mae Baker's Home for runaways")

Bob: * Breathing heavily * You did great Dorothy..

Dorothy: * shrugs* I know.

Bob: And so did you Atsuko!

Atsuko: Yeah that's great am I done?

Bob: Sure! Ok set em up for the next one! Whose in that one anyway?!

Amanda: I think it's Trowa Quatre and Relena.

Bob: Good enough. Everybody ready?!

Trowa: Nope it's not me in this one. It's Heero Relena and Duo

Duo: It is not! I'm in the last one! It's Treize Zechs and Noin!

Noin: That's right I know I'm in this one..

Treize: But Zechs is still with Relena.

Bob: So who the hell is our third? Wufei you got stand in!

Wufei: Kisama!

Bob: Whatever were behind schedule ACTION!