Two's Company... by Lys ap Adin


"So, Duo, what's the occasion?" Relena asked, thoroughly enjoying the pot roast.

He grinned at her over the candles. "Why don't you ask Heero? It was his idea."

Relena looked quizzically at the more silent of her lovers. "Well, Heero?"

He shifted in his seat. "Anou... I was just thinking that we've been together now for more than a year."

"Fourteen months, actually," Duo supplied helpfully.

"Fourteen months, then... Duo, you actually keep track of these things?" Heero asked.

"Of course! Who else is going to remember important things like anniversaries, I'd like to know?"

Heero shrugged and realized he had gotten sidetracked. "Anyway, Duo and I were discussing how it was affecting your image that you were living with two men."

Relena snorted. "Who cares about my image? Let them fuss over it, I would rather have you two than it." She lifted her chin defiantly. "You aren't going to try to leave me for my own good, are you? Because I know where Duo keeps the handcuffs if you try that stunt."

"You do?" Duo asked. "Damn, I'm going to have to hide them again, aren't I?"

"Duo, be serious," Heero sighed. He looked at Duo and Relena and then plunged forward. "Actually... rather than leave... I was hoping that we could make this... permanent."

Relena's jaw dropped. "Permanent? Like in... marriage?"

Heero nodded. "I know this is sudden--" He couldn't finish the sentence as both Duo and Relena threw themselves at him.

"It's about time you made an honest pair out of us." Duo grinned ecstatically, wrapping his arms around both as Relena cried and kissed Heero. "Man, this'll give people something to talk about..."

"So... this is yes?" Heero asked dazedly.

"Of course!" Relena laughed. "You know what they say... two's company, but three's just more fun..."


<sighs and scratches one fic off the list> Well, I'm glad I got that out of the way. Sorry about the lemon, but Bob just didn't think he wanted to write it. ^__^;; I have such a picky muse. NEway, hope you enjoyed it... C&C?