Mission Suburbia ficlet here (thanks for the title, oh worthy Top Ace!).
Title: Rain Dance
Author: Lys ap Adin (email@example.com)
Warnings/Labels: Fluff and shounen ai, and like all other M:S fics, this is based on real life weirdness...
Archive: www.gwaddiction.com under Lys ap Adin, et al. Basically, just ask...
Shirley cocked her head first to the left, and then to the right. Neither angle helped make sense of the view. "I give up," she said, shaking her head. "What do you make of it, Betty?"
"Maybe later. What is he doing?"
Across the road, Duo snickered as Heero, pausing every once in a while to sprinkle himself with water, continued to gyrate in the middle of his vegetable garden. Eventually he ran out of water and trudged indoors. Duo wiped most of the smirk off his face just in time to greet his lover.
Heero leveled a suspicious glare on his spouse. "Duo, are you sure it's normal to do dances when your garden needs rain?"
Duo blinked angelically. "Heero, would I lie to you?"
Heero frowned, thinking this over. "I've been had, haven't I?"
Duo slipped an arm around Heero's waist, snuggling up to his damp husband. "Have I ever told you how adorable you are when you're being gullible?"
"I am going to get you for this, Duo."
"I know." Duo kissed Heero's cheek. "Want me to help you change out of those wet clothes?"
"Aa, I see. Ulterior motives."
"You expected anything less?"
Heero took a moment to consider this. "Well, no."
"Good. Race you to the bedroom." Duo took off, with Heero in hot pursuit.
Outside, the first drops of rain began to patter down on Heero's garden.