Author: Lys ap Adin (
Title: Of Internal Conflicts
Category: Comedy
Warnings/Labels: Shounen Ai, AU, strange

Of Internal Conflicts

Chibi Demon Duo saw an opening and pounced. "You know you don't want to do your homework," he purred into his host's left ear.

From their host's right shoulder, Chibi Angel Heero glared at him. "You have to do it anyway," he intoned.

Chibi Demon Duo stuck his tongue out at his counterpart. "But you've already sort of done the homework," he argued. "There's no need to do it again."

"You call that doing your homework?" Chibi Angel Heero snorted. "You barely read every other sentence. If you want to maintain your grade in that class, you have to do your homework."

"Oi! No fair, Heero, we agreed not to bring up her grades!" Chibi Demon Duo hissed.

Chibi Angel Heero smirked at him. "All's fair in love and war."

"I'll get you for this," Chibi Demon Duo muttered. "But you're only reviewing for the next class, really... there's no need to do it again. You'll be fine. Besides, you'll have after the next class to do the work, if you really have to."

"You'll have homework from that class, though," Chibi Angel Heero objected.

"Naw, that class is easy, remember? Piece of cake." Chibi Demon Duo grinned. "Besides, you know you'd really rather write instead of doing your homework."

"Duo! That's not--" Chibi Angel Heero stopped and blessed himself. He couldn't argue that it wasn't fair, since he'd already violated that part of their gentlemen's contract. "What about that report that you're going to have to do?" he asked instead.

"Aw, you know that won't be hard... you'll have plenty of time for that. Besides, wouldn't it be fun to write about Duo and Heero on an undercover mission?" Chibi Demon asked.

Chibi Angel Heero groaned, as their host seemed interested. "But that's been done a million times, you know no one wants to read another fic like that."

"But you have a new twist on it," Chibi Demon Duo purred. "Go on, make some hot tea and go for it. You deserve some time off."

Chibi Angel Heero sighed despondently as their host made her way into the kitchen and reached for the tea canister. "Ninmu shippai," he muttered.

"I guess this means I get to be seme again tonight!" Chibi Demon Duo did a little victory dance on their host's shoulder.

"It's only because she likes you better," Chibi Angel Heero grumbled.

"Aw, don't be such a sore loser. You'll probably win next time." Chibi Demon Duo grinned. "Well... maybe."

"Hn. One condition: her muse doesn't get to watch this time."

Chibi Demon Duo shrugged. "Whatever... I won, so I can afford to be generous. Oi, since she's busy, wanna play some poker?"

"I'll be over in a minute."


<grins and sips her tea>

Bob: Well, *now* what am I going to do tonight?

You'll figure out something, dear. C&C, anyone?