I left for twenty hours, and only got 200 posts while I was gone? Good grief. Fortunately, I have a backup plan for this eventuality, courtesy of eight hours in deli meat hell.

Yaoi. Silliness. Random Weirdness.

In the Freezer by Lys ap Adin
Part One



"How did we get ourselves into this mess?"

"What do you mean?"

"We're trained terrorists, right? Combined, we probably know how to kill a guy in about twenty different ways with our bare hands alone, right?"

"What's your point, Duo?"

"I was just wondering if you could clarify for me how in the hell we allowed ourselves to be locked in the freezer, that's all."

The mission parameters stated that we are not to break out of our cover."

"So we, the two best Gundam pilots, the stuff of OZ's nightmares, just *had* to let the two bumbling idiots with pantyhose over their heads lock us in the freezer while they rob the store."

"That is correct."


"What, Duo?"

"I hate you."

"Hn. Baka."


"What is it now, Duo?"

"Aren't you cold?"

"Perfect soldiers do not feel the cold."

"Yeah, right. You're shivering."

"I am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

"Are too are too are too."



"Grow up."

"You are absolutely no fun whatsoever. I just want you to know that."

"That's not what you said last night."

"That was then, this is now. Besides, last night I was drunk."

"I noticed."

"You're still shivering, you know."


"Want me to do something about that?"

"In the *store*?!"

"Don't act so shocked. Yes or no?"

"What if someone walks in?"

"That's what makes it fun."

"Hn. Baka."

"You're repeating yourself."


"I'm going to take that as a yes."




Like I said, short, weird, and silly. Got the inspiration at work yesterday when my trainer mentioned that a lot of thieves lock the workers in the walk-in freezers 'n fridges when they hold a store up, and Bob thwapped me. NOW MAKE NOISE!!!!

PS Do you *know* how hard it is to write yaoi when your non-yaoi younger sister is sitting right next to you, reading over your shoulder?

C&C, please?