<chuckles> I *could* take the time to answer all of this evening's posts, *or* I could write this.

Guess which I chose? ^_~

Um. Kinky. Weird. Yaoi? OOC. Wufei torture...

Not mine, I'd sure as hell *not* do this to anything I actually owned...

The Eggbeater Fic ...... Lys ap Adin

Treize slowly lifted an eyebrow as Wufei blushed madly and squirmed beneath that penetrating gaze. Finally, the boy's eyes dropped, a silent admission of defeat. Finally, the general chose to speak. "Dragon, I had no idea your tastes were so... unique."

"...shut up, Treize." Wufei raised his face, scowling.

"How, may I ask, did you come about this little... obsession?"

"It's none of your damn business." Wufei crossed his arms, trying to mask embarrassment with impatience. "Are we going to fuck or not?"

"Patience, Wufei. Before I experiment with anything, I prefer to research it... One never knows when knowledge might prove useful." Treize smiled smugly at his young lover. "Now, if you please?"

Wufei heaved a deep sigh. "Fine, if you *must* know... Duo has a fondness for experimenting... and a libido the size of a third-world nation."

Treize looked faintly injured. "I'm not your first?"

Wufei smirked. "Grow up, Khushrenada... the world does not revolve around you and your romantic conquests. Now. If you don't mind?"

Treize sniffed. "If you're going to be that way, I don't know if I want to do this after all."

"Gomen, Treize, but that line won't work... after all, I'm more familiar with eggbeaters than you are, and two people are not necessary for their operation." Wufei smirked and cranked the eggbeater a few times for emphasis.

Treize sighed, deciding that it would be best to admit defeat gracefully and plot revenge later. "Then, Dragon, let's go to bed... and bring your toy with you."

Wufei nodded, following Treize to bed and flipping off the light as he went.

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~Owari~

<smirks> There. I wrote something for kink week. And before you ask, I'm not even going to touch citrus with this fic...

C&C?