Title: Lover's Quarrel #1: Literally
By Keelywolfe (keelywolfe@aol.com)
Author's webpage: http://www.ravenswing.com/~keelywolfe/
Rating: R
Series: Gundam Wing
Pairing: 1x2
Archive: Darkflame knows that she is more than welcome, as is Kikotei, and Steelsong. Anyone else just please drop me a note so I know where it is. :)

Feedback: Oh, yes, please. ^_^

Disclaimer: Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Gundam Wing, I shall make no money. For the characters within do not belong to me, they are the property of other people, and verily, I shall not abuse them overly.

Warnings: This is the kind of thing that I write when I work third shift too often, so...it's weird. <g>

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Knocking.

Door opening.

Pause. "Oh, it's you." A sigh. "Well, you might as well come in. I was just about to make dinner."

"You're cooking?"

"Nope. Unlike some people, I don't have a death wish. See this? In the beginning, Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone. And he looked at it and saw that it was good. Years later, Duo Maxwell added Big Al's Chow Mein Hut to the speed dial, and this is how he eats."

"You've been eating chow mein for two weeks?"

"No, sometimes I intersperse it with McD's and Dominoes Pizza."

"I see."

Silence.

"Duo, what are you doing here?"

Innocently. "What do you think I'm doing? I'm living here."

"And why did you come back to this ratty little apartment?"

"You told me to leave, so I left. You know that I am ever obedient to your little whims."

"Duo, I meant for you to leave the room, not the planet."

"Then next time you should be more specific."

Silence.

"I am not going to keep chasing you around the solar system."

"No one asked you to." Coolly.

Grinding teeth. "You are the most aggravating person I have ever met!"

"You're probably right." Agreeably. "Anyway, in case you hadn't noticed, it's late here and since I seem to have lost my appetite, I'm hitting the sack. You can just go do whatever you want."

"I can do whatever I want?"

A startled yelp, scuffling.

Struggling. "Let me up, you asshole!"

"You told me I could do whatever I wanted."

"I didn't mean it like that!"

"Well, I didn't mean for you to leave Earth when I told you to leave me alone. You weren't even supposed to leave the house. Do you have any idea how worried I was when I realized you were gone?"

"Yeah, three days later you looked up and noticed I wasn't there. I bet you were real worried, Heero. "

Silence.

"Duo, come home."

Sullen silence.

A hesitation, then softly, "Please?"

"If I do will you stop being such a jackass?"

"If by jackass you mean spending so much time on the computer, then yes."

Considering. "Well...I guess so."

Soft, kissing sounds. A moan, clothes rustling. Startled gasp.

"Oh...oh...oh, oh, God, oh, Jesus...oh, yeah! Oh...mmph!"

Muffled cries. Panting.

Silence.

"Come on, I'll help you get your things."

Stretching. "In a rush, are we? Eh, that's OK. I was getting kinda tired of chow mein anyway."

-finis-