Ok, I think I soaked too long in the pool when I went swimming, because my head got all soft. On the way home, I heard a song on the radio, and immediately started having psychedelic imagery that should have been shroom induced, except I haven't had shrooms in a long time. ;) So I wrote this vid fic. What can I say. I'm a child of the 80s. C&C welcome, but I'm not sure exactly how one would C&C such a weird, silly, inane fic. ^^ Have fun!

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Katsu "O-ka-ne" no Miko
"Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehen
kann man uns am Himmel sehen
wir haben Angst und sind allein...
Gott weiss ich wil kein Engel sein..." (~Ramms+ein~)

 

Warning: Characters belong to who they belong to and not to me. Don't bother suing me, I'm not worth your time. "I can see clearly now" is the property of Johnny Nash.
Additional Warning: Characters disturbingly OOC. You have been warned.
Additional Additional Warning: Extreme silliness ahead. Fan fic is on mind altering, bad trip causing substances.
Additional Additional Additional Special YUCK Factor Warning: Fic author will not be held responsible for any gross outs caused by the rather disgusting imagery within fic, which involves passionate kissing and bloody, disembodied livers. You have been warned.

 

I Can See Clearly Now
Jonnhy Nash

(Or: See??? I TOLD you she lived in her own little world!!!)

[We begin with a large view of a beach. It’s a beautiful summer day, the ocean is full of swimmers, the beach is full of sun bathers. There is a man with a grill selling hot dogs and hamburgers with cellophane bags of chips. Focus in on one section of the beach, and there are the Gundam Boys (and some friends…) Wufei is sitting on a bright green beach blanket complete with frolicking blue chibi-dragons. His swim trunks match. He is edging slowly away from Treize and Zechs, who are obviously trying to get him to lie down so they can put sun tan lotion on his back. Quatre and Trowa are sitting underneath a big red and white beach umbrella. Trowa is wearing sunglasses. Quatre has his head in Trowa’s lap, and Trowa is feeding him grapes. Further down the beach, Heero and Duo are sharing a beach blanket, and for one calm moment, they are staring at the ocean, looking for all the world like two guys that are just friends. A little ways away from the group sits Relena on a beach chair. She is dressed in a bikini as well as sunglasses and a floppy brimmed hat. One of her fan club is standing next to her, fanning her. (wait…is that kind of redundant?)]

*music starts*

[Suddenly, Duo leaps onto Heero and begins to oil him enthusiastically with sun tan lotion in places that don’t necessarily ever even see the sun. They begin exchanging sloppy, Z-rated kisses.]

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,

[Relena’s head suddenly snaps up. She was dozing…her eyes find Heero immediately on the packed beach…]

I can see all obstacles in my way

[She sees Duo and Heero in the midst of a particularly sloppy kiss. She raises on hand to her mouth, shocked.]

Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind

[Heero and Duo, as if sensing her scrutiny, stop and look up. Duo grins and waves merrily at her.]

It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)

[If possible, Relena looks more shocked. She covers her eyes with her hands, peering out between her fingers.]

Sun-Shiny day.

[Duo and Heero go back to kissing.]

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone

[Suddenly, Relena’s eyes narrow and turn Battousai yellow.]

All of the bad feelings have disappeared

[She stands up and strides over to the two boys on the beach. There is a red aura now surrounding her, much like Tamahome’s when he gets pissed.]

Here is the rainbow I’ve been prayin’ for

[She stops in front of the two boys, feet apart, hands on hips. In a loud voice, she demands that Duo release her Heero.]

It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)

[The boys pause for a moment and look at her. There seems to be a glimmer of something…perhaps…pleading? In Heero’s eyes.]

Sun-Shiny day.

[Duo leaps on Heero again. Heero lands on his back with Duo squirming on top of him. He is looking at Relena with big puppy-dog eyes, as if begging her to do something.]

Look all around, there’s nothin’ but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin’ but blue skies

[Suddenly, Relena smiles. She lets out a harsh war cry and grabs Duo by the braid. Duo looks shocked, then pissed as she hauls him off of Heero. He draws back a fist to punch her, and suddenly, Relena begins performing Tifa Lockheart’s limit breaks on him…]

[She reaches the final limit break, does it, then takes a huge breath and screams “Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Ama Kakeru Ryu no Hirameki Omnislash Chaos Water Flow Futae no Kiwami Lime Jell-O Supreme Attack of Deep Hurting Sanc Kingdom Special Liver Punch!!!!!!” With the name of her hit still echoing down the beach, she punches her hand THROUGH Duo (a la you know who at the end of FY). Her hand comes out his back, clutching his liver. She lets out another shrill war cry and flings Duo (now Duo the corpse) away from her. He flies up high into the atmosphere, and finally lands on top of Treize with a resounding “yuck!”]

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,

[Heero is laying on the beach, looking at Relena with huge eyes. Relena smiles down at him peacefully, still clutching Duo’s bloody, dripping liver in one hand.]

I can see all obstacles in my way

[Treize runs past the camera, screaming his head off. Zechs isn’t far behind. They are both spattered with blood. Wufei is laying on his towel, stunned, with Duo’s corpse lying on top of him in an indecent position. Trowa continues to feed Quatre grapes, oblivious.]

Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind

[Heero’s eyes suddenly light up, and he throws himself prostrate at Relena’s feet, thanking her over and over again for killing Duo, who was enslaving him against his will.]

It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)

[Relena hauls Heero up to his feet, of course using the hand that’s not holding Duo’s liver, and kisses him passionately.]

Sun-Shiny day.

[Pan in on Relena and Heero kissing until they are a blur…then pan out, and it’s Relena lying on her beach chair, smiling in her sleep. She wakes up, and, still smiling, sits up. Her eyes fall on Heero and Duo, who are in the middle of a sloppy, don’t-let-the-kids-see-this kiss. Her eyes widen in horror, and she looks down at her hand. No liver. She looks up, and Duo waves at her happily, right before Heero grabs HIM and starts kissing him again.]

[She throws back her head and shrieks…”NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”]

[Pan out from beach, as her shriek echoes…]