(Don't blame me for this one. Sung to the tune of "Californication" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Written in a total of 25 minutes. Disclaimers and warnings within text.)

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(Cue up music. SD Duo, Zechs, and Quatre step onto a blank screen, looking adorable.)

Random Voice:
Fractalforge is currently employed in a warehouse-like location.
There, the dial is perpetually set to the same rock radio station.
On the air a certain song is given a heavy rotation.
FF vowed, if he heard it /once more/ it'd get a transformation.
This GWing parody is his revenge for hours of indignation.
Be forewarned: it's OOC with yaoi situations.
"Wing" belongs to Bandai, Sunrise, and the Cartoon Network station.
Disclaimer: "It's not mine" is the operative implication...

CHORUS!
Yaoi, shounen-ai, handsome pilot guys...
Gundam boy infatuation~
Gundam boy infatuation~~~!

(SD Zechs, without helmet and wearing his badass episode 43 frock coat, steps forward.)

Zechs: (irritated)
It's why my sister acts so dumb in every situation.
...Although /her/ case involves a touch of mental retardation.
Relena went to the South Pole based on Noin's communication.
Apparently, me and Heero were there, locked in confrontation.
Rather than be rational, she joined the altercation,
Flying her plane into the fray... for G-BOY INFATUATION!
Hmf! Telling Heero to kill her bro, she lacked certain information.
Namely, she was unaware that /I/ was her relation!

(Zechs shakes his head and steps back in line.)

CHORUS!
Yaoi, shounen-ai, handsome pilot guys...
Gundam boy infatuation~
Gundam boy infatuation~~~!

(SD Duo steps forward, braid bouncing in the air.)

Duo: (happy)
Well, it's true that "Omae o korosu" is a sucky salutation.
But Heero's cute enough to justify nearly any exclamation.
Hell, I'm powerless before my rampant G-BOY INFATUATION!
What can I say? He's just so handsome it defies any explanation.
..Even his seiyuu's sexy after CN's new translation!

(Duo grins and goes back.)

CHORUS!
Yaoi, shounen-ai, handsome pilot guys...
Gundam boy infatuation~
Gundam boy infatuation~~~!

(Quatre steps forward, blushing of course.)

Quatre (frustrated):
Trowa is my sole object of lust and affectiation,
Even though his hair-gel requires constant application.
If it weren't for the writers, I'd fulfill my G-BOY INFATUATION!!
You see, his MTP* prevents all sexual relations...
For me it's just cold showers now, and discombobulation...

(Quatre whimpers and shuffles back in line.)

CHORUS!
Yaoi, shounen-ai, handsome pilot guys...
Gundam boy infatuation~
Gundam boy infatuation~~~~~...

FADE TO BLACK

* [MTP = Mysterious Tragic Past (TM)]