Title: Conversational Jibberish
Catagories: Humor, insanity, slightly educational
Pairings: If there were any before, there may be a breakup in store!
Episode 1: The Grapes of Wrath
Quatre: Hello, everyone! Wel-
Quatre:<sweatdrops> Uh…Welcome to our conversation!
Trowa: <sings> Welcome to my nightmare!
Quatre: Trowa, please.
Trowa. Gomen. Hope I didn’t scare yooouuuu!
<Few seconds of silence>
Heero: Stop it or else…
Duo: Or else whAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Heero:<death glare> Omae o korosu!
Quatre: Come on guys, let’s not fight…
Quatre: Today we’re going to be discussing The Grapes of Wrath by John Stienbeck.
Duo: Oooo good movie!
Wufei: No, you fool! He speaks of the book!
Heero: What the Hell is this? Reading Rainbow?<clears throat> The Grapes of Wrath summed up its era in the way that Uncle Tom’s Cabin summed up the years of slavery before the Civil War.
Duo: Hey! You’re reading that off the back of the book!
Quatre: That’s not fair. No cheating, please.
Wufei: I’LL start since all of you are highly incompetent. The main purpose of this book was to express the importance and potential power of union- in family and the work world; in humanity-
Duo: Woah-woah- wait a second. You can’t just leave out the religious aspect here…
Wufei: I was not leaving that out, Maxwell. I was merely stating Stienbeck’s main intentions.
Duo:…okay…now about our Christ-like figure!
Wufei: Ah yes. Tom Joad.
Quatre:<stifling a laugh> Uh, Wufei? It wasn’t Tom. Jim Casey was the Christ-like figure. J.C.? JEsus CHRist? JIm CAsey?…
Heero:…let’s talk about something else.<to himself>:Something besides this book…
Wufei: Yeah. Back to the political aspects of the novel!
Quatre: But I wanna talk about Ma. Let’s talk about Ma. Now I think that she was the most important, no offense to anyone else in the book <Duo, Heero, Trowa, and Wufei sweatdrop>, since she was the one that held the family together. She catalized most of their migrations and forced them to keep going. She- a woman- had gained a major position. Even more amazing, as her authority grew so did her compassion. What do you thinking, Trowa?
Trowa:<sings> Only women bleed, only women bleed, only women bleeeEEEEEEEEEeeed, only women bleeeeeed.
Quatre: Trowa would you STOP IT with the Alice Cooper?
Duo: Hey Heero, how come you’re not saying anything?
Heero: Honestly, I never read the book.
<All minus Heero>: NANI??
Heero: I had a mission and I had to complete it at ALL costs.
Duo: Then what about the essay?
Quatre: Heero! You really shouldn’t cheat…
Heero: A fifteen year old boy really shouldn’t be sent on suicidal missions to avenge-
Quatre: Okay! Okay! I get the POINT!!! GOSH!!
Wufei: What crawled up your ass, Winner?
Duo: Hehheh- did you forget your Midol?
Quatre: Hehe, yeah.
Quatre: What’s wrong, Trowa?
Quatre: No, really, what’s bothering you?
Duo: Yeah, man. Don’t push us away! Dime! Dime!*
Quatre: Go ahead.
Trowa: I WANNA BE ELECTED!!!!
Quatre: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!<runs out of room>
Trowa: <jumps into Quatre’s former chair> Aah. I like this chair better.<hums "No More Mr. Nice Guy">
Heero: Where’s my car?
* For you non-Spanish students/alumni, dime means tell me. I hope you enjoyed this first of many to follow and keep an eye out for Endless Waltz’s sequal, "Dude, Where’s Wing Zero?"