Well, i finally decided to post my fic, even though Duo and Heero aren't
*main* characters... but it wouldn't really have the meaning without them! yeah... that works! anywho, it's the first GW fic I ever did, and so far I think nat's been the only one to read it, so it's everyone else's turn now. don't be too critical, i'm fragile. *LOL*
No Room for the Weak
"Would you like some tea Wufei?" Relena asked, holding out a dainty cup and saucer.
Wufei accepted, and Relena sat down next to Heero, leaning her head on his shoulder. Duo glanced up from his TV Guide and glared at Relena, but she was too dazed to notice. Heero, however, did catch the look, which made Duo satisfied enough to go back to his crossword puzzle.
Ignoring this drama, Wufei took a sip of his tea. "Aaack!" he cried out, dropping the cup.
The others snapped to attention, and all eyes were on Wufei.
"This tea is weak!"
"Oh no, not again," Duo muttered.
"Relena, you are weak!" Wufei shouted. "You make weak tea! Why do you make tea if you are weak?"
"Wufei, please," Relena said. "Will you just calm down? I'm sorry, but all we have is instant right now."
"Instant? You offer me tea, and it is tea that I am expecting. But you do not give me real tea! You give me weak instant tea made my a weak woman!" He pulled a gun from his waistband and aimed it at her. "You should not live!"
"But you defend the weak!" Relena said.
Heero looked up. "There's no shame in acting on your emotions."
Relena turned her eyes from Wufei's gun to Heero's vaguely uninterested face. He wasn't even looking at her. While she stood, in total shock, he sat on the couch, arms folded, seemingly staring at the floor.
"What are you saying Heero?" she asked, her voice quivering.
"Well, Wufei is* a man of principals," Duo said, finally putting down his TV Guide. "I mean, if his honor is at stake-"
"Duo!" Relena squeeled.
"The tea does taste like shit babe," Heero finaly said.
Relena couldn't believe this. Her beloved Heero was turning against her, and for what? All that was left for him was...
"Duo!" she cried.
"Y-you... and... Heero..."
Duo laughed. "Wufei, are you just going to stand there?"
Wufei's mind was racing. It was his job to protect the weak, but Relena...
well, he just didn't like her!
"Wufei!" Heero shouted. "If you back down now you break your word, and do you know what that means."
Wufei's mouth dropped open. "No... b-but..."
"Yes! It means your weak!" Duo chimed in.
Relena tried to reason with the stricken gunman. "No Wufei, don't listen to them! Listen to me Wufei!"
"Noooooo!" Wufei cried, the gun going off in his hand.
Relena's body hit the floor inches away from Heero's leg. He looked down and sighed. "I'm not cleaning that up."
Duo smiled and bounded cheerfully over to the couch, glomping on Heero. "I will!"
Wufei just sat back down.
"Hey, we heard a gunshot, what happened?" Quatre asked, entering the room with an armload of groceries.
Trowa followed him and noticed Relena's body. "Oh... I'm not cleaning that up!"
"Duo is," Wufei said, biting into a peice of toast. "Mmm... toast. Noble toast. Toast is not weak. Nataku would like this toast."
"Oh," Trowa remarked. "The tea again huh?"
Wufei sighed. "I can't help it... I just hate weak tea."