4-11-2001

Title: `Til I Hit the Ground
Pairings: 1x2
Category: songfic, humor (at least my friend thinks it's funny), yaoi, and a lil' sappy.
Warning: This is a yaoi fanfic, which means boys screwing other boys silly, in particular Heero screwing Duo silly. If you don't like that, or are under legal age to be viewing sexually explicit material, don't read this! If you do, it's on your head, no twist off my lemon!
Disclaimers: Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing does not belong to me. <sob> Neither do The Gundam Wing boys <sob, sob> Do not sue me, I'm a poor college student. However this fanfic does belong to me! (Yeah! My first!) The song "Love in an Elevator" belongs to Aerosmith.
Notes: Actual song lyrics in //...//. Duo's singing in //"..."//

 

Sori Hime: So without further ado I'm proud to present…

Duo: Hey! Wait one dammed minute! I thought you said you'd never write a fanfic!

Sori Hime: Well I changed my mind, besides your so cute paired with Heero!

Duo: But, a YAOI fic! Over my dead body!

SH: HEERO!

Heero: Duo, Omea o korosu.

SH: Ahh, my hero, well on to the fic!

Duo: Gee, guy can't have an opinion <Heero drags Duo off for next scene>.

 

`Til I Hit the Ground by Sori Hime

 

Duo was not a happy camper. He didn't understand why the Fates hated him so much. Silently he was musing about all the things that had gone wrong in his life, at the forefront of his mind, his uncontrollable obsession with a certain spandex-clad pilot. Duo was lost in thought when an all too familiar voice rousted his attention back to the present.

"We're moving out.", Heero remarked curtly.

Duo felt the urge to kick the cobalt-eyed pilot, but thought better of it, "What would be the point, nothing seems to get a reaction from him" Duo mused,… sadly? It was just his luck to fall head over freakin' heals for Mr. Cold-as-Ice oblivious boy.

He knew he should be focusing on their mission, but considering how the fabric of the stolen janitor's jumpsuit that Heero was wearing clung to his ass in all the right ways, concentration was practically out of the question. Duo just followed Heero down the hall as he communicated via walkie-talkie to Quatre on the outside. All they had to do was plant some explosives in the lowest level sub-basement of the building and get out… easy, except Duo's mind kept wandering into daydreams, usually daydream that consisted of Heero boinking him silly. Duo had tried everything to get Heero to notice his feelings short of drawing pictures, but whenever Duo took to flirting innocently with Heero, he would shoot him a glare that would reduce an average man to a pile of jello… obviously, subtly was not going to work.

Duo was so lost in reverie that he bumped right into Heero who had stopped in front of a freight elevator, Heero spun around and glared at him by way of telling him to "be quiet and pay attention or I'll reduce you to a pile of jello!" Duo just `eeped' slightly and back up a step. Unfortunately for Duo, the casual contact of his body against Heero's caused Duo to become slightly aroused…"Ahhhhhhh Shit!" Thought Duo, "…This is NOT going to work, I'm gonna start humping the wall if I don't get away…" However, there was no escape for Duo as the elevator arrived at that moment. "If only he would notice that I'm crazy for him, I'd do anything!" Duo and Heero boarded the elevator and began to descend. "Abso-fuckin'-lutly anything to get him to notice me!"

Maybe it was Duo's lucky day after all, because no sooner had that thought circulated its way around Duo's mind did a familiar backbeat, and male voice start humming on the elevator's radio. Duo smiled. He didn't allow himself a minute to hesitate before he began singing along…

//"Yeah!"//…Duo Screamed

"Duo, Shut u…", Heero began, but was soon silenced by the other boys singing.

//"Workin' like a dog for the boss man
Workin' for the company"//

Duo began to wiggle around in time to the music.

//"I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin'
I'm gonna have a fantasy"//

Paying special attention to the word "fantasy" Duo shot Heero a look of unruly animal desire…"What the Hell is he doing?" Heero thought to himself, momentarily too shocked at Duo's sudden behavior to say anything…

"Du…" Heero started, with less conviction…but stopped dead when he looked back at Duo to see him stalking across the roomy elevator towards him with a devilish glint in his eyes, as he continued to sing…

//"But where am I gonna look"//

Duo cocked a finger in a theatrical manner to his mouth and panned his eyes across the elevator, resting them on Heero's fine mouth…

//"They tell me that love is blind"//

…which by this point was hanging open slightly, if Duo hadn't known better, he'd say the other pilot was drooling…

//"I really need a boy like an open book
To read between the lines"// (1)

"What?!" Heero's mind screamed… could it be possible… that loud mouthed….annoying… irresistible idiot…wanted him!? But Heero didn't have time to consider, he looked up to see Duo's eyes only inches from his own, hot breath playing across his lips, hips gently rocking against his own, Heero suddenly had a feeling that he must've been living in a cave for the past few months… Duo continued to grind into Heero as he belted out…

//"Love In an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love In an elevator
Lovin' it up `til I hit the ground"//

Suddenly the contact was gone, Duo had stepped back and had begun to gyrate in the middle of the elevator, throwing his hands above his head which was tilted back wantonly, eyes closed, mouth open, his knees bending and straightening in a smooth undulating motion. Duo slyly opened an eye and nearly laughed out loud, Heero just looked at him with wide eyes, which were fixed in the most adorable statement of confusion. Even in his loose jumpsuit Heero's a suspicious bulge was starting to show… Ahhh, Duo was going to enjoy this, Heero was in for some merciless teasing…

//"Heero's in the elevator
Lingerie second floor"//

Duo ever so coyly fingered the zipper of his stolen janitor's jumpsuit… he ever so slowly pulled it down revealing that he was wearing….very little…

//"He said, `Can I see you later
And love you just a little more'?"//

Duo ripped the top of his jumpsuit off letting it fall down only barely catching on his narrow hips. This afforded Heero a glimpse of black satiny material that were undoubtedly Duo's boxers…

//"I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive"//

Duo violently trusted his pelvis with the beat, his braid slapping so hard against his back that the band snaps…

//"He said, `I'll show you how to fax
In the mailroom, honey
And have you home by five',"//

Duo's hair cascaded down his torso, sticking to his now sweaty body, flushed from dancing…

//"Love In an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love In an elevator
Lovin' it up `til I hit the ground"//

Duo danced wildly loosing himself in the moment… Heero's face tightened, he narrowed his eyes to burn into the dancing pilot's body. "He can't tease me like this…"

//"In the air, in the air, honey one more time
Now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down"//

A long instrumental broke in and Duo started to sway his hips from side to side, the lower half of his jumpsuit in serious danger of slipping off his hips. Heero suddenly realized that they were on a mission… He heard Quatre's voice in the walkie-talkie crackling off and on trying to relay a message, but Heero was unable to tear his eyes away from the sensual image before him…

//"Love in an…"//

"….HEERO!…." Quatre's voice strained…

//" elevator…"//

"…Heero…abort….the Doctors…abort mission…moving out…follow at own discretion…out…"

//"Goin' down…"//

"GOOD!", Heero shouted into the com and in the same split second swung his hand over to hit the emergency stop on the elevator. Duo was so caught up in dancing that he fell to the floor with the force of the halting elevator. He was so high on adrenaline and smoldering sexual tension it took him a few minutes to remember what was happening. When Duo finally looked up he saw Heero staring at him with deadly intensity…"Ohh… Shit!" He should be scared shitless, but the danger only increased his yearning…

//Love In an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love In an elevator
Lovin' it up `til I hit the ground//

The music continued but Duo has lost his voice, for once. Heero began to stalk forward till he was standing in-between Duo's legs, still sprawled from his fall. Duo didn't have time to blink before Heero's strong hands hauled him up to his feet by the band of his boxers. Their faces were so close that their lips were almost touching, and still Heero looked at him with those cold, intense eyes. "Oh Holy Mary Mother of..!", Duo thought to himself, "Heero thinks I'm making fun of him, he's gonna kill me…". Heero sensed Duo begin to cower under his gaze…

"I'm not going to hurt you Duo…" Heero said, a smirk stealing across his face "…well, only as much as you want me to…".

Duo's mouth dropped to the floor, his mind raced, "Well Duo, you idiot, he's sure noticed you now…" the sides of Duo's mouth curled up into a devilish grin, and he said…

//"Gonna be a penthouse pauper
Gonna be a millionaire
I'm gonna be a real fast talker
And have me a love affair"//

Heero threw Duo against one of the walls of the now stationary elevator, and began to crush him with hard kisses, which the violet eyed pilot returned eagerly. Duo suddenly heard the sound of ripping fabric as Heero tore the remainder of Duo's jumpsuit and boxers off… his mind reeled as Heero grabbed the back of his neck and hair forcing eye contact.

"You're not getting away Duo… not now, not ever", Heero's said in a terribly low voice.

//Gotta get my timin' right
It's a test that I gotta pass//

Duo stared at the object of his desire, "It's too much to hope for"… He grabbed Heero's waist pulling him close so as much of his body was touching Heero's as possible, then he started grinding his erection into Heero's. Duo mumbled something into Heero's mouth before claiming it.

//I'll chase you all the way to stairway honey//

"Promise…" Duo whispered.

//Kiss your sassafrass//

Heero and Duo tumbled to the ground touching each other, moaning…Duo needed Heero like air… Heero felt as if he were addicted, addicted to Duo, for life. It took Heero no time at all to loose his jumpsuit, and soon two naked bodies laid entangled. There love making started fast and furious, and as Heero pounded Shinigami into the floor of the elevator Duo looked up into Heero's eyes, penetrating him, the gaze melting him into the other boy's body…Duo smiled up at Heero, and feeling close to release he said…

//"Love In an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love In an elevator
Livin' it up `til I hit the ground"//

Both boys ignited in their mutual passion, and fell in a tumble of sweaty limbs. Heero reached out his hand to brush the hair out of the chestnut beauty's face; his voice was barely audible…

//"Do you care? Do you care?"//

Duo's eyes shined, he cocked his head and took Heero's lower lip, showering it with airy kisses.

"You promised Heero…I'm letting you get away… "

"But for how long…"

//Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm going down//

Duo just held Heero close and murmured…

"…'til I hit the ground…"

 

~End~

 

Wadda think? If you hate this I'll be forced to sacrifice my "Endless Waltz" DVD to Nataku! Then I'll be sad, so please like this!

(1) Duo changed the gendered pronouns and some of the words of the song for his own devious purposes.

Duo: Did not!

Sori Hime: HEERO!

Duo: Man, I never win… <Duo is dragged away by Heero, for some more of those devious purposes>.

SH: * Beams *