3-29-2001

This was a challenge for a Gundam / Weiß crossover, so... yeah...

Blah blahs: All rights and privileges to Weiß Kreuz are copyrighted trademarks and property of Project Weiß, Koyasu Takehito, and all peoples associated. All rights and privileges to Shin Kidousenki Gundam Wing are trademarks and property of Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency, and all peoples associated . The characters of these fictions are used WITHOUT permission for the entertainment purposes only. This work of fiction is not meant for sale or profit. As if anyone would actually pay money for this thoughtless dribble. And even if they like it, it's right here and money is not required. So there! Bottom line: I don't own them I just like to play God with them. (oh no Farfie's gonna come kill me now!) Like an ant walking back and forth across my feet for what seems like miles upon miles. Or an bug with a magnifying glass as it slowly burns into nothingness. *Ahem* Yes, I don't own them. Never have. Never will. *Sigh*

Title: Of Rooms and Boards
Author: Roseclaw
Series: Gundam Wing / Weiß Kreuz
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, Yohji x Omi, Ran x Ken, 13x6x5, Brad x Nagi, um...more as it continues
Summary: Someone's idea of a sick joke
Contents: Yaoi, Angst, OOC, Sap, Abusive use of seiyuu
Spoilers: Aya-chan, Kase, Asuka and Yohji's other secret (All Weiß)
Status: Incomplete
Additional: A challenge from the Gundam Yaoi ML

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Of Rooms and Boards: Part 1
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“You’ve got to be kidding me!” Duo bemoaned, melodramatically falling backwards onto his bed.

“Those were the mission plans. All five of us are needed and I’ve already accepted, no backing out.”

“Damn you, Yuy!” Duo hissed at Heero’s back.

“I’m glad you accept. I’ll go inform the others.” Gracefully, Heero removed himself from his computer; his pert, spandex-covered ass displaying itself with each calculated step.

//Sadist!!//

~*~

“Undercover?” Trowa asked as he and his fellow pilots discussed the upcoming mission over lunch.

“Hai,” Heero bobbed his head.

“Why are all five of us needed?” Quatre spoke up, clearing both his and Trowa’s plate from the table.

“That’s what the mission called for,” the Japanese boy shrugged.

“And you trust those kooky docs?” Duo leaned back in his chair, twirling his braid around his index finger.

“We have a mission, Maxwell,” Wufei interjected, momentarily adopting Heero’s stoicism.

“Conversation closed,” Heero concluded effectively.

~*~

“You’ve got to be kidding me!” Yohji bemoaned, slumping back down onto the mission room couch.

“Those are the orders that Persia has given you,” Birman shook her head solemnly.

“It’s not Weiß’s job to interfere with a fucking war!” the blonde protested, pressing the matter further.

“It is now,” Manx answered with the same solemn expression as her partner. “Weiß’s job is to deal with those that the law cannot. The law cannot deal with an inter-space war or OZ.”

“NeithercanWeiß,”Ken grumbled sourly.

“What was that, Siberian?” Manx glared at him.

“What is involved for this particular mission?” Aya spoke up, saving Ken from having to answer the other redhead.

“You must board at this school. As Persia has already stated in the video, this school is the most elite in the whole of Japan,” Birman informed.

“A duration of how long?” Aya continued.

“As long as it takes to accomplish the task at hand,” the brunette went on.

“Who’s in?” Manx asked.

“Ano, Manx?” Yohji got up, sauntering across the room and wrapped an arm around her shoulder, which she removed, indifferently, “If you haven’t noticed, Bombay is the only one of school age.”

“Mou! Yohji-kun!” Omi protested, making his presence known.

“You are all needed,” Birman added, “Balinese, you and Abyssinian are to pose as teachers, and Bombay and Siberian are to go as students. Not only can you cover more ground that way, but Balinese does have a point, Bombay is the only one of school age.”

“I’m in,” Omi stated, being the only one of school age, as Yohji and Birman had said.

“I’m in,” Aya echoed. Naturally. It was a mission and missions meant compensation.

“I’m in, too,” Ken sighed, then quickly added, “At least I’m close to the school age…”

All eyes fell on Yohji.

“It would do you some good,” Manx scowled.

“No way! Kudo Yohji is not going back to school!”

~*~

“I cannot believe that I’m going back to school,” Yohji grumbled acidly as he tugged on the frilly collar of his tailored teachers’ uniform. (That was the only way the damn thing would fit his tall lanky form.)

“Don’t complain, Yohji,” Ken said, exasperated. He had good reason too, for that was the hundredth and seventh time that Yohji had said that in the hour long train ride. Yes, Aya had been counting, out of lack of anything else to occupy his thoughts, and he was not thinking about Ken. No Ken for Aya, nope, not at all...but for Ran....NO!

“Aya? Why are you looking at me like that?” the brunette asked tilting his head to the right.

“Hn.” The redhead looked out the window. This was going to be a very long mission.

“Yohji-kun, you’re not the only one going back to school, both Ken-kun and Aya-kun are as well,” Omi pointed out. “I think it will do you some good.”

That commenced a long passionate argument between the eldest and younger members of Weiß. (Not that kind of passion! Hentais!)

The train slowly crawled to a stop. It was time for the mission. All squabbling was put on hold as they disembarked the train, ready for whatever the mission had to offer.

~*~

“Holy shit!” Duo uttered in awe. The school was just that enormous.

“What’s the matter, Duo-kun?” Quatre asked, concerned for his partner.

“This place is fucking huge!” he grinned at the blonde.

“I don’t know! You’re the one who’s in school! Not us!”

“Shut up, Yohji,” a deep voice commanded.

All five pilots went rigid, then whirled around.

“Thank God,” Duo sighed, seeing that they were four strange men. “That sounded uncannily like Zechs.”

“We’d better keep an eye on them,” Wufei growled.

~*~

“Holy shit!” Yohji uttered in awe.

“You haven’t seen a school in a long time, haven’t you, Yohji-kun? Schools are different then they were hundred years ago.” Omi quickly ducked behind Ken.

“Oi!” the brunette protested as Omi twirled him around to face Yohji.

“Stop hiding and face your punishment like a man!” Yohji reached around Ken.

“Do you two mind?” Ken said dryly.

“Mou! Yohji-kun!” Omi squealed as Yohji caught him and started to tickle him mercilessly

“You two stop it,” Aya demanded.

“Where do we go from here?” Omi wheezed after he freed himself from Yohji’s torture.

“I don’t know! You’re the one who’s in school! Not us!”

“Shut up, Yohji,” Aya growled.

~*~

After a visit to the administration office, Trowa and Quatre were to room together, Duo and Heero were to room together and Wufei was to get a single dormitory room, all thanks to Quatre’s prior hacking.

“I don’t wanna room with the icicle man!” Duo whined outside his and Heero’s door.

“Duo-kun, that’s just the way things worked out,” Quatre replied empathically.

“You don’t understand, Q-chan!” Duo shuddered involuntarily.

“What’s not to understand, Maxwell?” Wufei quirked an onyx eyebrow, “If you get on his nerves and he kills you, that’s your fault.”

“Thanks for your support, Fei!” Duo flipped him off as he disappeared into his room, door slamming behind him.

“Maybe he shouldn’t have roomed with Heero-kun….” Quatre worried his lower lip.

“Too late,” Wufei disappeared into his own room across the hall.

“Don’t worry about it,” Trowa ushered the blonde boy into their room.

~*~

“I don’t wanna room with icicle man!” Yohji whined outside his teachers’ suite.

“Look, Yohji-kun,” Omi explained, “If you room with either Ken-kun or myself, people will wonder why a new teacher is residing with a new student. However, if two new students room together and two new teachers room together there is less questioning and suspicion.”

“Damn kid,” Yohji muttered, “Damn, smart kid.”

“Are you coming or not?” Aya asked keeping the door slightly ajar with his foot.

“I’m coming,” Yohji huffed. The door slammed shut behind him.

“Come on, Ken-kun, I’m tired.” Omi started to walk towards his room, Ken following him.

This was going to be a fun mission.

~*~*~

These really aren't my favorite pairings, but I can deal. (Well, Nagi and Brad is one of them, as is 1x2...)

OZ and Schwarz are intruduced in the second part... creo que si, pero no soy seguro. Eso es aceptable, no mucha gente leyó realmente mi trabajo, ne? Es la verdad! ME DIGO! LA VERDAD! Oi, lo siento por mi español arrebato, no era necesario, gomen nasi.

Should I continue or not? Don't worry, I'm still working on my other ones...er one...

~Roseclaw