"Magical Journey"
by ~*~Nataly~*~
Comedy, Odd, 1x2, 2x1((i haven't really decided a seme))

“I think I’m gonna wear purple today, Heero.” Duo said while flicking through his closet.

“Don’t make me do it.” He replied, sitting in the corner clutching the self-destruct button in hand.


“Don’t make me press it!” He held out the button and acted serious.

“Oh Heero!” Duo laughed. “Yes, I think purple is the way.”

Heero groaned throwing his head back. “But you ALWAYS wear black!”

“But it gets so dull!”

“But you’re the god of death! You’re suppose to wear black!”

“Well, maybe I don’t want to be the god of death anymore.”

Heero gasped and was slowly pressing the red button down until he heard the bedroom door fly open.

“Hey!” Yelled a voice coming from the living room.

“Who-?” Heero tried to say before the closet door flung open to reveal a young dark haired girl.

“You don’t know me but I’m about to take you on a magical journey!”

“Huh?” Duo grinned, curious.

“Who are you?” Heero asked, holding out the self-destruct button making sure everyone knew he was capable of pushing it.

“I’m Nat, but you can call me Master.”

“But that’s a masculine name, and you’re a girl?” Duo said confused.

“I SAID MASTER!” Screamed the young girl, and grinned.

“So why should we go with you?” Said Heero, squinting his eyes in some form of evil glare.

“You don’t have to, but it could be fun. Ya know, you get to remember things that never happened to you and stuff.”

“Okay if it never happened to us why would we remember it?” Replied Heero.

“Oh, great, a smartass, that’s all I need.” She mumbled. “You don’t have to go, you baka! It could be fun, but it seems your more interested in feeling up that self-destruct button!”

“Uh…” He blushed.

“Aha! The truth comes out!” Duo yelled. “That’s why I haven’t got any in forever! You’re in love with that…that…that thing!” The tears flared in all directions.

“No, Duo, damnit!” Heero began, holding the button close to his well-sculptured chest. “It…It…says it loves me! And it tends to my needs.”

“Umm…” said Master, obviously bamboozled by the whole dramatic scene.

“Your needs?” Duo yelled. “What about mine? Plus I thought you wanted that sponge bath!”

“Okay, I am stepping slowly away from the closet…very…very…slowly.” Mumbled Master, taking steps backwards.

“No, wait!” Heero yelled, standing up. “Maybe that journey would do us some good.”

“Uh huh,” whimpered a tear-stained Duo.

“Umm…you guys are little…too…umm…weird for my liking, I dunno if I can do it.” She replied.

“We’re weird? You’re the chick named Master!”

She looked down, “Oh, uh, yeah. Okay, well I guess there’s a first time for everything, hop abroad.” She whipped out a magical carpet which really turned Heero on, although he wished it didn’t seeing how he was wearing spandex and had thrown the self-destruct button on the closet floor while trying to reconcile his relationship with Duo.

“Okay, ready to go? You might see some things you don’t like, but just remember, we can get through it together!” Master said, as the wind in the room went to maximum speed and the black hole opened in the window. “Hold on tight!”

“Alright!” They yelled in response and off they flew into the beyond.