Title: Duo the Red Nosed Bishie
Author: Maxwell's Demon
Disclaimers: Gundam isn't mine, nor is the original song.
Completed: 12/11/00
Pairings: 2+?
Warnings: Humor, song parody, OOC, shounen-ai
Author's Notes and/or Comments: Ummm... o.o...

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Duo the red nosed Bishie,
Had a braid that flowed and twirled,
And if you ever saw him,
You would think he was a girl.

All of the other Bishie,
Used to laugh and pull his braid,
They never let poor Duo,
Join the Bishie Masquarade.

Then one random chosen night,
A fangirl came to say,
"Duo with your braid so long,
Won't you be my date? Horray!"

Then how the Bishie loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Duo the red nosed Bishie,
You're just as sexy as me!"

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Title: I Saw Duo Kissing Santa Claus
Author: Maxwell's Demon
Disclaimers: Gundam isn't mine, nor is the original song.
Completed: 12/11/00
Pairings: 1+2 Implied
Warnings: Humor, song parody, OOC
Author's Notes and/or Comments: Yeah.

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I saw Duo kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night,
He didn't see me creep,
Down the stairs to have a peep,
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep!

Then I saw Duo kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white,
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Heero had only seen,
Duo kissing Santa Claus last night!

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Title: Jingle Bells
Author: Maxwell's Demon
Disclaimers: Gundam isn't mine, nor is the original song.
Completed: 12/11/00
Pairings: None
Warnings: Humor, song parody, OOC, Wufei bashing
Author's Notes and/or Comments: I love Wu-bear! I really do! I just wrote down the first thing that came to mind...

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Dashing through the snow,
In one Gundam that's cramped,
Over the fields he goes,
And he's all in a rant!

Sword that's in a sheath,
Target locked in sight,
What fun is it to kill and maim,
Making weaklings fight!

Oh!
Jingle Bells,
Nataku smells,
Wufei laid an egg,

His birth place,
Blew up in his face,
And his Elders took Ballet,
Hey!

Jingle Bells,
Nataku smells,
Wufei laid an egg,

His birth place,
Blew up in his face,
And his Elders took Ballet,

Oh, the Elders took Ballet!

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Title: Little Gunner Boy
Author: Maxwell's Demon
Disclaimers: Gundam isn't mine, nor is the original song.
Completed: 12/11/00
Pairings: 1+2 Implied
Warnings: Humor, song parody, OOC, Relena bashing, Heero's POV
Author's Notes and/or Comments: Hehehehe…

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Come they told me,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

A pacifist girl to see,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Our finest guns we said,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

To pump her full of lead,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang.

So to kill her,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang,
When we come.

Little bitchy girl,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

I am here to kill you,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

I have a mission to fulfill,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

That's our dream come true,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Shall I shoot for you!
Click, bang, bang, bang,
With my gun.

Duo nodded,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

My thumb and finger kept time,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

I shot my gun at her,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

I fired overkill,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Then she bled on me,
Click, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Me and my gun.

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Title: Relena Got Run Over by a Gundam
Author: Maxwell's Demon
Disclaimers: Gundam isn't mine, nor is the original song.
Completed: 12/11/00
Pairings: 1+2 Implied
Warnings: Humor, song parody, OOC, shounen-ai, Relena bashing
Author's Notes and/or Comments:

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Relena got run over by a Gundam,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as good luck,
but as for me and Duo, we believe.

She'd been swooning over Heero,
and we begged for her to please go,
And she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had guts oozing all around her,
and brains coming from - well, that she lacked.

Relena got run over by a Gundam,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as good luck,
but as for me and Duo, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Duo,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching Heero,
drinking root beer and
keeping him from fixing Zero.

It's just Christmas without Relena,
And Duo's still dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!

Relena got run over by a Gundam,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as good luck,
but as for me and Duo, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table,
and the pudding eaten off by Duo,
and the pink and silver candles,
that would just have matched,
the paint on Relena's limo.

I've warned all my,
friends and neighbors,
better watch out for your family,
they should never give a license,
to a man who drives a Gundam,
and plays with gunnery.

Relena got run over by a Gundam,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as good luck,
but as for me and Duo, we believe.

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Um... so... there it is. *Nods* o.O;;