Jungle love part four
Contents: shonen ai, lime, het hints, angst, AU, OC
Pairings: 1xOC, 1x2 overall
Disclaimer: I do not own GW or its characters
Notes- don't let the het scare you away! It's very minor!

Native language deciphered: Ninga means Idiot (basically, it's baka. Learn this one well. It's spoken many times. ^_^)
Sluck nu! Means shut up!
Tiwi means love,
Sai na tiwi means I love you
Nita means mine,
Pooky means slave,
Yomen na havot means Captain of the guards,
Op means off,
Sop means what (Like Nani),
Toki means now,
Untihi means stop it (just think of Jawas from Star Wars)
Unti means Stop!
Unot means Stay! Or Stay put!
Tiwina means concubine
Suckani means/or is the name of the volcano


Heero's eyes bulged unconsciously as he watched his beloved pale man begin to slowly step out onto the bridge. His mind was whirling, knowing that Duo was brave and courageous; he couldn't help be angry with him. This was supposed to be HIS test of love and courage, not the beautiful man's! He hoped that Duo would stop and look at him so he could try telling him without words to stop doing what he was doing. The longhaired one kept his eyes glued to his own feet, and continued to take baby steps.

Heero had no choice; he had to speak up, "Duo!!"

The longhaired man finally looked up and the two lovers' eyes locked. Duo's hair was falling out of his plait, his eyes were watery from the thrashing wind, and his braid was whipping behind him like an angry tail. Duo was shaking, holding onto the ropes with all his might as he stood there. He silently waited to see if Heero would continue to talk, even though he knew he wouldn't be able to understand him. From behind Duo, Trowa moved to the edge of the bridge, and Duo could just barely make out what he was saying over the howling wind.

"Stay there, Heero! I'm coming to save you!"

"No!! Duo, stop!" Trowa cried, "You mustn't interfere like this! Duo, come back here!"

"Duo!!" Heero screamed again, getting the foreigner's attention, "Unti! Hi voyec!"

Duo waved, "Hi voyec to you too!"

Heero was seething as he slowly got his leg up from out of the hole in the bridge, "HI VOYEC!!"

"Duo," Trowa called after him, "Heero's telling you to go back!"

"To what?" Duo shouted over the high wind.

"To go back!!"

"No thanks, I'm not hungry!" Duo said, misinterpreting what Trowa said.

"Duo!! You numbskull!"

Duo slowly continued toward Heero and the wind started to whip around him more rapidly. Heero got a firm footing again, and decided right then and there, that he was going to cross the bridge and get Duo to safety before the longhaired idiot could get any farther out. He surprised Duo as he sprinted across the bridge toward him. Duo's eyes widened in shock at first, and then he was happy that Heero was ok.

Another board broke, but this time it was right in front of Duo's foot. Duo almost jumped back in alarm. Heero leapt about five feet, passing over the hole, and nabbed Duo. Duo was so startled by this that he let out a small `Meep!' as Heero's strong arms gripped him around his waist. They both made it to the other side; Trowa ran to them both as Heero set Duo down onto the firm ground.

"Thank god you're both alright." Trowa sighed.

But Heero wasn't as happy. He was glaring daggers at the pale boy, and a snarl turned at the corner of his lips.

"Ninga! Sai ti ra moot giga!!" Heero shook Duo angrily, grasping hold of his shoulders, "BADAROLL NA TI NINGA!! DUO O NINGA, SAI NA TIWI! SAI NA TIWI!"

"Oh my god…" Trowa gasped.

"Ok, ok!" Duo stuttered, still being shaken, "I'm sorry already! Stop it!"

"Untihi!" Trowa said, and Heero instantly halted. Trowa translated to Heero what Duo said, and then Heero held Duo in a crushing embrace. Trowa sighed, "Duo… do you know what Heero just said?"

"Well, duh, of course not! But I think I understood `Duo' and `ninga'."

"He said he loves you." Trowa looked at Heero, who was too busy cuddling Duo to him.

"He what?" Duo gasped.

Just then, the sound of wood splintering and cracking was heard from behind. All three men looked back and watched in stunned horror as the old Bridge of Fate slowly began to collapse from the middle. The boards fell one and two at a time to the lava pit below. And soon, there was no bridge left. There were only the two ropes that were tied around the poles on both sides.

Duo crawled over to the edge and looked down, shivering as he slowly realized that they were both very close to also being the ones to fall down into that fiery crater. Then Duo suddenly felt a harsh tug on his braid, and he fell backwards onto his butt. And that hand was dragging him across the rocky ground!

"The hell??" Duo grabbed onto the base of his hair so it wouldn't hurt as much. He looked up and got a nice eyeful of the brown skinned man's ass in those small tan underpants. The English daredevil couldn't believe it- Heero was dragging him by his hair! "Excuuuuse me!" Duo huffed, "Just what do you think you're doing, Heero??"

"Toki da mor ti na, Duo." Heero said as if he could understand him. Duo played along.

"As if! I am not some damn cave woman and you're not a freaking caveman! Although you DO come pretty close! Hey! Are you listening to me or do I have to get rough with you? Heero!!"

Heero continued to drag Duo by the hair with Trowa walking behind them. It looked to Duo like the translator was enjoying watching the antics; he was smirking! Duo eyed Trowa with a glint of irk-ness, "Trowa! Tell this `Neanderthal' to stop treating me like this!"

"Well," Trowa shrugged his shoulders, "You ARE his concubine now."

"You are NO help!" Duo brought a hand up and grabbed onto Heero's wrist. He tried to squeeze as hard as he could, but it wasn't working. "I CAN walk by myself, you know! Trowaaaaa! Tell Heero to stop dragging me by my hair! And while you're at it, tell him that my hair is a very precious thing to me!"

Trowa sighed, "I hate being in the middle." He quickened his pace to catch up to the proud native and began to tell him what Duo said, only a bit nicer than Duo put it. Heero stopped, looked down at his concubine, and then bent over to pick him up. Duo was in some shock as Heero carried him the rest of the way to the other side of the volcano… like a sack of potatoes!

"Heeeerooooo!!" Duo wailed and it echoed all the way across the volcano and down the sides. The sound of Duo's keen cry disturbed a giant bird, and it flew from its nest down to the village.

Anana looked up just at the right moment and saw the huge bird. She leapt to her feet, crying out an ancient cry that everyone around her recognized. It was a sign of hope.


When the four men returned there was a group of people already gathered around to congratulate them a safe return home. Anana was there, beaming like she just made a discovery. Most of them gasped and raised an eyebrow at what they saw: Heero, the captain of the guards, with the longhaired foreigner slumped over his right shoulder. And Heero had a smug look on his face. They all instantly knew that Heero had triumphed.

"Heero!" Duo shrieked, startling them all from the silent reflection, "If you don't put me down this minute, I will… uh… I'll give you the snuggie of your life! And I will too! I'm at the perfect angle for it!"

Heero was ignoring him as best he could, and he wandered off to his own hut. Duo looked over and saw that Trowa was following them silently a few feet back. He made a hand gesture to him to get his attention and pointed at Heero. Trowa didn't know why the longhaired boy was using hand signals when everybody around them couldn't understand them anyways.

"Trowa! What's he gonna do to me?" Duo asked after getting frustrated that Trowa wouldn't answer his hand gestures back.

Trowa shrugged, "I'm not sure. Maybe he wants to consummate now."

"Excuse me?? I thought we just did that!"

"Well, now that Heero passed the test to keep you, maybe he wants to do it for real now."

Duo lowered his head, "This is going to be a long night!" his eyes fell upon Heero's tight ass and watched as it flexed back and forth from walking. He grinned predatorily before reaching down and cupping them. Heero jumped at the sudden touch and then slapped Duo on his backside.

"Watooni, tiwina." (Behave concubine) Heero growled.

"Hey! I refuse to be treated like this! I'm no damsel!! Trowa, tell him!"

Trowa shook his head, "I'm sorry, but I can't do a thing to help you with this. It's their rules, their land, and I can't interfere."

"You traitor, Trowa!" Duo snarled, but knew deep down that he really didn't mean it. They reached Heero's shelter, and Trowa stopped. Duo watched in astonishment as the English translator didn't move any further. "Please, Trowa… come in and be the translator! I'm sorry for what I called you, I was just joking, really! Please!"

"Sorry, Duo. I can't be in there during the copulation. You'll just have to not talk during most of it." And he turned away on one heel. Duo groaned, watching as the flap to Heero's hut closed to obscure his vision of the outside.

Heero laid Duo down onto his tiger skin and automatically proceeded to take his skimpy, tan cloth off of him. Off to the side, Duo could see a small candle glowing softly; it was their only source of light. He looked up from his position and watched as the light from the small candle illuminated some of Heero's body, making his bronze skin look golden. Duo swallowed a slight lump that was lodged in his throat. Heero knew what he was doing this time around; he didn't need any coaching now.

Even though he was happy to be with Heero, Duo couldn't help being nervous. He wasn't sure why he was, since he was the pursuer last time. It must be the animalistic look in those Prussian blues, or the way his body seemed to glow from the candlelight. There was a minuscule sheen of sweat covering the brown skinned man, and as he came closer, Duo could smell the musky odor that Heero gave off. It was too much, and he found himself surrendering his all once more.

Heero lowered himself down, taking his place between Duo's legs, and gently pressed his lips against the pale one's throat. He kissed his way up, over Duo's chin, and made his way to those rosy lips. They softly exchanged light kisses as hands roamed all over each other's naked bodies.

Duo seemed to purr as he wrapped his arms tightly around Heero's neck. He ran his fingers through that dark brown hair, enjoying the way it felt. Heero growled possessively as he nipped at the pale flesh, and then he lightly scrapping his teeth downward to Duo's chest. He mirrored Duo from what he did to him before and started to suckle on his hard pink nubs. Duo arched his body at the pleasure, groaning most vocally in pure bliss.

It didn't take much preparation for Duo to be ready for the handsome native, and as he wrapped his long legs around his waist, Heero slid easily inside. Their bodies worked in harmony; Heero pushed, and Duo thrust upward. The movements were more fluent than the last, and Duo was surprisingly louder as well.

He was sure that the whole village heard him when he came, screaming Heero's name. It affected Heero immensely, and he came moments later, calling out the name of the one concubine that he couldn't understand vocally. But at least he could understand what Duo's body was saying to him as he sweetly surrendered to him.

The aftermath was also better than the last, and Heero gathered the pale one into his arms. Just before sleep over took him, Heero knew for sure Duo was the one that he was meant to be with, he knew that he had fallen in love.


Duo awoke that morning with a smile on his face. But as he started to wake up more, he realized that he was alone on the soft tiger skin. And then, before he could call out for Heero, he heard his lover speaking. It sounded like he was talking to himself at first, but then he heard Trowa's voice. Blinking rapidly, he heard Heero again, and he couldn't believe his ears.

"Won… two… free… four… f-five…"

"Heero?" Duo sat up to survey the area inside the hut. Trowa and Heero sat, cross-legged, in front of one another. Trowa was holding up flash cards with numbers on them, and Heero was pronouncing them.

"Six… seven… eight, nine, ten… eleven… tw-twelve…"

Duo bolted out of the warm stripped skin and latched onto the back of his dark skinned husband, never mind that he was still naked. Heero started and gasped.

"Heero! You can speak English!"

"Not quite." Trowa said, "He's still learning how to speak sentences and he doesn't understand slang. I'm going over the basics with him right now."

"Are you the one that's been teaching him?"

"Yes. And since I'll be here for… well… a year or so, I might as well continue his education."

"That explains why he could say `six'. So is minnie a minute in his language?"

"Yup it is. We teach each other basically."

"That's cool! Can I help teach him? I could teach him slang!"

"You should wait on that until he can say and understand sentences first. You might confuse him." Trowa continued to display the cards to Heero, and Heero instantly went back to his learning routine.


"No, no, no…" Duo shook his head. He moved so that he was sitting at Heero's side and he got Heero to pay attention to him. "You say it like this… Thirteen."


Duo shook his head, "Put your tongue under your two front teeth, like this…" he demonstrated it to him. Heero thought he looked silly, and so he chuckled. "Hey! This isn't funny! Say it like this… Thhhhhhhirteen. Thhhh…."


Duo laughed, "Say it don't spray it!"

Heero looked at him in confusion.

"Go on now… say `Thirteen'."

Heero sighed, "Thirteen." He blinked, amazed that he did it. He looked over and smiled at Duo.

"Good job, Heero!" Duo smiled, "Now say Three."

"Three." Heero said proudly.


"Thhhat." Heero smiled.





Duo laughed, "This is fun!"

"This is fun." Heero repeated.

Duo fell onto the ground in sidesplitting laughter.