1-20-2002

Disclaimers: I only own the story!

Rating: R for innuendo

Pairings: 2X1 the rest are surprises.

Warnings: chibi characters play all parts! Au, Fairy tale parody, I MADE UP A FAIRY TALE JUST FOR YOU AKUMA-SAMA! *Squeals*

Status: Unbetaed

Sore-Bottomed Hee-Chan

 

 

Once upon a time in fairy land there lived a chibi fairy named 'Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan'. Every body knows that Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan is the natural prey of 'Sex-crazed Shinigami'. Sex-crazed Shinigami was a chibi akuma of death also known as 'Debauched Duo'. Tired of being chased and continuously caught Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan went to the witch 'Dour faced Dorothy' and said,

 

"My name is Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan

Please help me if you think you can

I never get to work, I never get to play

Cause Sex-crazed Shinigami is after my ass all day

So please tell me if you have a plan."

 

So in exchange for a pair of magic tweezers she gave him a pair of super gundamiam spandex shortsÔ They were made by the famed wizard of Oz and guaranteed to only come off if the owner chanted a secret spell. Unworried for the first time in centuries Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan went to his nest to sleep that night. Poor Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan it only took Sex-crazed Shinigami a few seconds to find him and those super gundamiam spandex shortsÔ were no match for HORNY-Sex-crazed Shinigami and his scythe of death.

Despairing Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan walked to the sorceress 'Rat-Faced Relena's' lair with a noticeable limp the next week. Once again he gave his speech this time adding a terrifying Glare'o death so she would stop trying to gloomp him.

 

"My name is Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan

Please help me if you think you can

I never get to work, I never get to play

Cause Sex-crazed Shinigami is after my ass all day

So please tell me if you have a plan."

 

Horrified by his tale of woe and wanting to get him out of her house, so she could go tell her friends at the Witches for Yaoi club she sent him to her brother. For 'Mask-faced Millardo' was the strongest magician in the land. But on the way Super-Horny Sex-crazed Shinigami once again ambushed Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan. After thirty-one nights and thirty days Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan managed to get away again More determined then ever to get some peace he made his way to Mask-Faced Millardo castle.

He inadvertently interrupted Mask-Faced Millardo rendezvous with 'Tyrant Treize' and 'Woman-bashing Wufei', but once Mask-Faced Millardo managed to extricate himself from the tangle of naked limbs Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan nodded to Mask-Faced Millardo greeting and once again repeated his tale of woe.

 

"My name is Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan

Please help me if you think you can

I never get to work, I never get to play

Cause Sex-crazed Shinigami is after my ass all day

So please tell me if you have a plan."

 

Sympathetic Mask-Faced Millardo gave Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan the last of his secret potion and told him to stand in the ocean while drinking it. Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan made it to the sea unaccosted because Sex-crazed Shinigami was still sleeping after riding Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan for more then a month. Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan drank the potion and in a flash of light he was turned into a merman, which delighted him to no end. Now Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan no longer had a bottom to be sore!

For the first time since he could remember Sex-crazed Shinigami slept alone that night. He had been unable to find Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan. Waking up the next day Horny and miserable Sex-crazed Shinigami wet to his best friend for advice. 'HHH' was the fairyland fortuneteller and queen of the bakeries. She looked into her crystal ball and what she saw made her gasp. The reason Sex-crazed Shinigami couldn't find Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan was because he no longer existed. Beyond that she couldn't explain.

Despairing Heart-broken Sex-crazed Shinigami went to his friend 'Tiger-Tamer Trowa's' house for comfort. But Tiger-Tamer Trowa's sister 'Circus captain Cathrine.' shook her head. Her baby brother was out having juice with "Quirky Tea-Addict Quatre." Quirky Tea-Addict Quatre was on the twelve-step program so he was learning to slowly drink things other then tea and Tiger-Tamer Trowa was his mentor. Not wanting to interrupt lonely Heart-broken Sex-crazed Shinigami went to his friend Woman-bashing Wufei 's cave.

After an hour of listening to the awful caterwauling Heart-broken Sex-crazed Shinigami called crying Woman-bashing Wufei couldn't take it anymore and spilled the beans. Literally and figuratively cause he was carrying a case of soybeans at the time. Once he heard what happened Delighted- Sex-crazed Shinigami started to laugh. Confused Woman-bashing Wufei demanded to know what he thought was so funny. And Sex-crazed Shinigami was happy to tell him.

"Well Wu-fers everybody knows if you take a mermaid out of the ocean the revert to there other form. All I have to do is go fishing and Sore-bottomed Hee-Chan's Ass is mine!"

 

~OWARI~