Kel: This is NOT my fault. It isn't. And as soon as I'm done, I'll get to work on The Professional and the Amateur. I just need to... loosen up, is all.

Duo: *grins* This is the time where she doesn't want to admit she has writer's block. The ficlet stage proves all, Kel...

Kel: ....


DISCLAIMER: They ain't mine. NOTHING is mine. I OWN nothing.
STATUS: Ficlet
NOTES: None.


Clack and Crunch!

Clack, clack, clackity, clack, clack, tap–-

Crunch, crunch, crunch. Pause.

Clack, clack, tappity, clack, clack, clack--

Crunch, crunch, crunch. Pause.

Clack clack... clack, clack, clack, clack...

Crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow, crunch, crunch, crunch. Pause.

Clack... clack, clack.... clack... Pause.

Long pause. Crunchcrunchcrunch, pause, crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch.

Clack.... clack.... clack, clack... Pause. Clack... cl–-

CRUNCH! Crunch, crunch! Pause.

Clack... Pause. "Duo..."


Long pause.

"What are you doing?"

"Eating." Crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. "What are you doing?"

"Hn." Clack, clack, clackity... "What are you eating?"

"Peanut Butter Crunchers." Crunch! Crunch, crunch... Pause. Swallow. "And you? What are you doing?"

"Mission report." Clack... clack, clack, tappity, clack... Pause. "Duo..."

"Yes?" Crunch, crunch, swallow.

"We don't have any milk." Clack... clack....

"I know that." ... crunch, crunch...

"Hn..." Clack, clack, tappity, tap, clack... Pause.

"Does it really matter?" Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. Pause. Swallow.

".... No." Clack, clack, clack, clack–-

Crunch, crunch, crunch... Long pause. "Oh, He~ero..."

Clack, clack.... clack.... Pause. "Nani?"

"Turn around." Slow smirk.

Turn. Frown. "Duo..."

"Ha~ai, Hee-chan?" Big grin.

"What are you trying to tell me?"

"I thought it was quite obvious." Sultry `come hither' look. "Get off that damn laptop and help me finish this box of Peanut Butter Crunchers." Pause. "Now."





"Honestly! Duo knows how Wufei is about these things! Why did he wander downstairs wearing his hair and not a stitch of clothing?"

Shrug. "Listen." Pause.

Funny noise coming from upstairs. Squeals. Laughter. Finally bed springs.

"Oh..." Blush.

Pause. "He looked a lot like Lady Godiva–-"

Blushes harder. Leaves the room quickly.



Kel: It was just warm up! Promise! Promise! *flees to stare at what little she has of chapter five*