Allright for those who wanted my fiction, here it is. These ones I wrote just for laughs. I have more serious ones that I'll post later. And for those of you who don't know my random faces, here's what they mean:

Duo: ^_^;
Heero: -_-;
Trowa: ///_-;
Quatre: ^.^;
Wufei: >.<;


Title: Chapter One: OzSuX0rZ
Author: Junsei Buben
Contents: yaoi
Pairings: 1X2, 3X4
Disclaimer: I don't OWN Gundam Wing or any of the characters, if I did I wouldn't be sitting on my butt writing fanfiction like a loser. So don't sue me, you'll get a hairbrush, a few spiky necklaces, and a whole lotta air.
Archived: Definately ask permission first, please.



Chatroom: OzSuX0rZ

<PerfectSoldier01 has entered: OzSuX0rZ>

PerfectSoldier01: Hn.

BakaShinigami: Heero! Hey buddy! ::winks::

SilentClown: Afternoon, Heero.

PerfectSoldier01: Nice screen name, Trowa.

SilentClown: Sorry I couldn't be as original as you.

PerfectSoldier01: I'll pretend I don't notice your sarcasm.

BakaShinigami: Hey! Helloooooo?! I'm here too! No "Hey Duo" ?! No "I've missed you" ????

PerfectSoldier01: Duo...

BakaShinigami: What? Gonna tell me to shut up now?? ::frowns::

PerfectSoldier01: ::smiles:: Gomen.

BakaShinigami: ^_^!!! WAHOO! ::tackles::

PerfectSoldier01: ::catches, hugs::

SilentClown: Where the hell is Quatre?

<Protector_of_Justice has entered: OzSuX0rZ>

BakaShinigami: Ha! Lemme guess....Wu-man?

Protector_of_Justice: Maxwell, Yuy, Barton. Good evening.

PerfectSoldier01: Hello Chang.

SilentClown: ::nods::

BakaShinigami: Hey, so who's up for some chinese food? I haven't had dog in a while, and my veins are begging for MSG!

PerfectSoldier01: ::chuckles::

Protector_of_Justice: WHAT?! MAXWELL!! I swear now that I will take vengeance for your remarks!

BakaShinigami: Blahblahblah, injustice blahblahblah. Yeah, we've heard it all before.

SilentClown: Allright, you two. Knock it off.

BakaShinigami: Hmph.

Protector_of_Justice: Hn.

<ArabianRichBoy has entered: OzSuX0rZ>

SilentClown: Finally.

ArabianRichBoy: TROWA! ^.^!! ::tackles::

PerfectSoldier01: Here comes the onslaught of cybersex.

BakaShinigami: Hey! What's wrong with a little cybering, Heero? ::purrs::

PerfectSoldier01: -_-;;

Protector_of_Justice: There will be no cyber sex in this chatroom! I shall not allow it!

BakaShinigami: You're just jealous cuz you wouldn't be gettin any, Wu- man.

Protector_of_Justice: LIES!

<HerbalMechanic has entered: OzSuX0rZ>

BakaShinigami: Howard! Whats up brutha???

HerbalMechanic: Oh not much, Duo. Just sittin around...fixin things, you know.

PerfectSoldier01: More like baking things, especially your brain.

HerbalMechanic: Yeah well, you know me.

Protector_of_Justice: I GET PLENTY, MAXWELL!

BakaShinigami: Damn, Wu-man it was just a joke. Let it go.

SilentClown: Quatre, I think it best if we take our leave.

ArabianRichBoy: Awww, but things were just getting good!

SilentClown: You can stay if you wish, but I'm going. I'll be here, alone, with this bowl of strawberries all to myself in case you want to come over.

ArabianRichBoy: ^.^!! I'll bring the whip cream!

BakaShinigami: Awwww man, why am I not getting any??? ::looks pleadingly at Heero::

SilentClown: I'll see you soon then, I take it?

ArabianRichBoy: I'll be there with bells on!

SilentClown: Quatre, leave the bells at home this time, they only get in the way.

ArabianRichBoy: Oh yeah ^.^;; Right. Be right over!!

<ArabianRichBoy has left: OzSuX0rZ>

SilentClown: Goodnight, everyone.

<SilentClown has left: OzSuX0rZ>

PerfectSoldier01: -_-;; I don't have any strawberries Duo.

BakaShinigami: ::purrs:: That's just fine with me, I've got Hershey's syrup!

PerfectSoldier01: I'll expect you here in ten minutes or I'm locking the door and going to sleep.

BakaShinigami: Wahoo! ::darts out the door::

<BakaShinigami has left: OzSuX0rZ>

PerfectSoldier01: ::bows:: Chang, Howard. ::leaves::

<PerfectSoldier01 has left: OzSuX0rZ>

Protector_of_Justice: This is an outrage!!!

HerbalMechanic: Well, looks like it's just you and me!

Protector_of_Justice: I....I have to go. I have to go avenge the injustice done to me!

HerbalMechanic: Whatever you say, but I think if you interrupt 'em, Heero's definately not gonna be happy.

<Protector_of_Justice has left: OzSuX0rZ>

HerbalMechanic: Well, looks like I should get ready for work now, knowin those two I'll have two trashed mechs to fix by the end of the night.

<HerbalMechanic has left: OzSuX0rZ>