heero: hn. you think she'd be kinked out by now.
*jana blushes* ermm...... nope... not yet *grin*
*duo cheers*
jana: yeah... ummm..... on with the fic....


disclaimer: the boys aren't mine. i just play with them for my own entertainment. this should come as no big surprise.
title: over the river and through the woods
author: jana
rating: NC-17
archive: shinigami&wing http://www.1X2X1.org
warnings: yaoi, AU, OOC, POV, PWP, lemon, sap
spoilers: you're kidding....right?
pairings: 1X2X1... do i ever write anything else?!?!
notes: this one is for d_huron, who is unrelenting in his pleas to get a lemon out of me! i made him wait so long... just to watch him squirm. additional notes: future parts of this fic may or may not include: voyeurism, masturbation, a little kinkyness, a touch of my odd sense of humor, poison ivy and things you should definitely not try at home!


Over the River and Through the Woods
Part 19


Today was our last full day here and we were out of food. Our predicament pretty much dictated what we would spend a good portion of the day doing. Seeing as we had done just about everything else; neither one of us really minded taking another trip into town.

As soon as we returned from the showers, I started the fire while Heero got the coffee pot ready. I emptied our clothes out of my pack and put into it with whatever I knew we wouldn't be needing any longer; figuring it would lighten our load tomorrow. I exited the tent and put my pack down on the bench.

I walked down to the lake and got our sleeping bags; laying them out on the picnic table. They would be in the sun for a better part of the day and would hopefully be dry by the time we got back.

"Hey, Heero? Think we can do dinner tonight without the pots and stuff? We might as well take up what we can today."

He nodded. "Good idea. We can take the fishing stuff too."

Pack now filled to capacity, I dressed; once again wearing the same scant little shorts I'd worn into town last time. I recalled the effect they had on Heero and was very much looking forward to a repeat of it; the statement he wore as I exited the tent told me he wasn't about to complain.


The hike back up took us about an hour and a half. We arrived at the trail head at a little past 10 and emptied the contents of my backpack into the trunk of our car. We had discussed our options on the hike up and decided that we would spend the afternoon reunited with civilization in one form or another.

Heero pulled the various brochures we'd picked up at the visitor's bureau from the glove compartment as I slid behind the wheel. I turned toward Heero as I turned the engine over. "So, which way are we headed?"

"It's either the museum or boating."

I made a face to show my displeasure at the choices presented; Heero smiled. "Yeah. We could take a ride to Lake George."

He handed me the brochure. I looked it over; it was more of the same... only 3 hours away. "I'll pass." I winked.

I put the car in drive and pulled out onto the road; heading back into Wells.



It's something I don't handle well.

There are two activities I usually engage in to ward it off. The first one is probably rather obvious; the second was eating. I actually enjoyed combining the two activities even more and fought off a vision of dragging al dente strands of linguine across Heero's Alfredo sauce covered body. It threatened to make my desires known to everyone inside the restaurant and I decided that that would be a bad thing.


I swallowed hard at the stern tone in his voice "Yeah, Heero?"


I sighed. "What? Are you reading my mind now?"

"No. Your statement."

"Wanna know what I'm thinking about?" I winked.

"I have a fairly good idea." he smirked.

"Your table is ready."

We followed the waitress upstairs and into the huge darkened room. "Sit anywhere you'd like."

I smiled and followed Heero.

The space was set up like a restaurant, but had the feel of being inside someone's living room. There were only 7 or 8 small tables scattered along the edges; the center of the room left vacant.

Heero paused at a small table in the very corner of the room by the fireplace. I took the chair against the wall and he sat across from me. I looked around the room. The fireplace was rendered inactive and the hearth had been filled with a odd selection of more than antique children's toys. "Pretty nice for a pizza place." I noted.

"Yeah." The sign outside proclaimed it as such and the menu offered little other than pizza and homemade desserts. We ordered a large pie with 'everything' on it and Heero settled back into his chair and looked at me.

"Now you can tell me what you were thinking about."

I grinned.

The table was fairly secluded and since it was just barely 11:00, we were the only ones there; the tablecloth nearly reached down to the floor. I clued him in. "You sure you want to know? It was pretty kinky."

"All the more reason."

I leaned forward and put my elbows on the table, resting my head on my upturned hands. "This is really out of character for you.... you realize that, don't you?"

I felt his foot on the chair between my legs... he'd taken off his sandal.

"Linguine." I told him.


"Yeah... and you.... naked and covered with cream sauce."

He moaned lightly and pulled his chair further under the table, stretching his foot out. I closed my eyes and pushed my hips forward. "Nnn.. not a good idea, Heero."

"It was your idea."

"Mm.... I take it back."

"Too late." He began moving his foot slowly up and down my length.

I looked up as the waitress brought our drinks over, smiling at her. Heero continued to stare at me while the motion of his foot brought me to full arousal; not acknowledging her presence. I pulled my chair back and away from his touch and he glared at me. "Behave." I smiled.

"I'm trying to." he told me, "You don't seem to want to cooperate."

I leaned forward, gently reminding Heero of the shorts I was wearing and how my shirt was incapable of hiding any evidence of his intentions. The waitress returned, setting the large pie up on a silver pedestal in the center of the table and putting a paper plate down in front of each of us.

"Enjoy." she said, walking away.

Heero removed his foot.

We each took a slice and Heero picked the mushrooms off of his, licking the remaining sauce from his fingers. My eyes were drawn to his mouth as he did so. He looked up at me. "Aren't you going to eat?"

"Yeah." I picked up a slice a took a bite. The pizza was really good; brick oven baked, crispy and hot.

Heero finished his first slice and took another. I purposely avoided watching him remove the mushrooms this time.

"What do you want to do after this?"

He shrugged his shoulders.

There was nothing TO do. "We should just shop and head back to the site."

He nodded in agreement.


We'd each eaten three slices and Heero called the waitress over to inquire about dessert. She rattled off 5 or 6 different kinds of pie and we each ordered one as well as a cup of coffee.

"We should get a pizza to go. We can have it for dinner.." We ordered one with chicken, tomatoes and onions and asked that she let it cool and put the slices into aluminum containers. She looked at us kind of strange, but agreed; taking the two slices left over from our lunch as well.

She returned several minutes later with our coffee and pie. As soon as she'd rounded the corner, Heero's foot found its way back onto my lap and slid it between my legs, pressing the ball of it against the base of my cock.

"Heero." I warned.

My words did little to dissuade him and he smiled as he felt me begin to harden beneath his touch.

"My shorts..." I reminded him.

"I've got it all worked out." he told me. "I want to see you come."

I took a deep breath and relaxed back into my chair, giving in to his touch. I watched him take a dollop of meringue off the top of his pie. He brought his finger to his mouth and his tongue flicked out to lick it from the tip of his finger as seductively as he could. My cock twitched and Heero smiled. "Like that?"

I nodded and reached down to straighten my arousal, taking his foot in my hand and shifting it so that it lay snugly along my length; pushing my hips forward into it. I started eating my dessert; trying to be as nonchalant as possible as Heero's toes concentrated their tease on the tip of my erection.

I moaned as I wrapped my lips around my fork, looking up at Heero. "Oh yeah..." I whispered, setting the fork down and closing my eyes. I slid my hands beneath the table and held onto his foot, rocking my hips into the increased pressure.

"Mmm.. keep going." he groaned. "You look great."

I whispered his name and closed my eyes, picturing his needy statement. He fully extended his leg and I lifted my hips up off the chair and lowered them again. "That's it.. come for me, baby." he moaned and I did; grasping his foot tightly and thrusting against it as I released. I opened my eyes to see the lust and hunger in his eyes as he watched me climax in my pants for him.

I gritted my teeth. "Damn it, Heero." I ground out, trying to control my body's shuddering.

"Nice." he told me as he removed his foot.

I grinned. "Yeah... nice and kinky."

"That too."

I backed my chair up and looked down into my lap and then up at Heero. "Umm......."

He grinned what could only be described as an evil grin and my eyes widened. "What?"

He leaned across the table, knocking my glass of Pepsi over and spilling the contents into my lap. I stood as the icy liquid hit me. "Shit!" I screamed and looked across the table at him.

"I told you that I had it all worked out."

I didn't know whether I should whack him or laugh. I sat down and burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. "Oh man... I owe you one."

"It would seem so."

Heero bent down to put his sandal back on, ignoring the waitress as she returned with our pizza.

"Ready to go?" he asked once she'd left. He took the food and I left a $20 on top the check and we exited the Screaming Eagle hand in hand.


We picked up a bag of ice and some food at the market in town and put everything into the trunk.

I started the car and looked at Heero. "One more pit stop." I told him, backing out of the parking spot. "Saw a place with homemade donuts on the way here." I winked.

I turned on the radio and headed north, looking over several minutes later to find Heero staring off into space. "Whatcha thinking about?"

He turned to look at me, taking my hand and guiding in between his legs. "The restaurant." I looked over at him briefly and allowed him to rub my hand over his erection. I turned my attention back to the road and slid my hand into the waistband of his shorts and lightly stroked his length. He moaned as I touched him, sliding his shorts down and letting them settle around his ankles.

"Mmm.. what has gotten into you today?" I asked, looking over at him again. He had reclined back and his head was resting on the headrest; his eyes were closed. I looked down at his cock as I held in my hand; painfully hard and wet with need.

I released him and reached over to open the glove box; pulling out a tube of lube.

"Where did that come from?" he asked.

I smiled. "I thought it might come in handy after the last episode in the back seat."

"Ahh..." I knew he recalled that night.... I was out of commission for days.

I opened the tube and coated the fingers of my right hand, setting my hand down; palm side up on the seat beside me. "Come here...." I secretly sang the praisies of Volvo's and their bench seats.

He moved toward me, drawing his folded knees up under himself and spreading his legs. I moved my hand upward to tease his entrance before slipping two fingers inside of him. "Knock yourself out, Heero." I told him. I turned toward him again, watching as he wrapped his hand around his own cock, pumping himself roughly as his body rose and fell to impale himself on my fingers.

My body reacted to the sight and I shifted in my seat, adding a third finger and trying to concentrate on the road while Heero groaned in pleasure beside me. "Harder, Duo." he moaned, thrusting downward as I pushed my fingers still deeper inside of him. He leaned forward and gripped the dashboard with one hand; the other moving rapidly up and down his length. "Nnn... just like that.... don't stop!!" he groaned.

I could tell he was close to climax and I wanted to watch. I pulled the car off the road and reached over the steering column and threw it into park; replacing his hand with mine and immediately seeking out his prostate. "That's it, lover." I moaned, watching as he arched his back and gave in to my double assault. "Come on, Heero... come hard for me." I pleaded.

All I could think about was how he exquisitely erotic he looked like this and how stunned I was by his beauty even after all these years. I gasped as his muscles clamped down on my fingers. "Oh....Christ.. DUO!" he wailed shuddering as I drove one more slick finger up into him. He threw his head back as he started to come, covering my hand and the christening dashboard with his milky seed. I continued touching him until he collapsed down onto the seat and I slid my fingers from him.

He loosened my hand from around his cock and brought my fingers to my mouth, attentive as my tongue darted out to lick his essence from them. I moaned as he watched me taste him, leaning into his kiss as he covered my mouth with his to share the flavor. We were still locked in that kiss when I heard the sirens and glanced up to see the flashing red and blue lights in the rear view mirror.

"Shit!! Get dressed, Heero!"

Heero turned around and looked out of the back window, scrambling to pull his shorts back up. I grabbed a wad of tissues from the back seat and wiped his cum off the dashboard then shoved the gooey tissues under my seat. I looked in my side view mirror and watched as the two state troopers made their way toward us, one approaching on either side of our vehicle.

"You decent?" I asked, looking over at Heero. He was. I smirked and he grinned back at me, reaching for the lube and putting it back into the glove compartment.

I rolled down my window. "Something wrong, officer?"

The other trooper was peering into the passenger side and Heero opened his window as well.

"You boys okay?" he asked. "Car trouble?"

"No." Heero replied, "I was feeling sick, so we pulled over."

The officer peered into the car and looked across the seat at Heero. He was still a bit flushed and breathing heavy from our adventure and was fairly sweaty as well. "Feeling any better now?"

Heero nodded.

"It's a hot one today. Just keep that air conditioning running and take care of your friend over there."

"Yes, Officer." I replied. "I will. Thank you."

He tipped his hat. "Good day."

I rolled up my window and waited until they pulled back onto the highway before looking over at Heero... who was doubled over in silent amusement.

He looked up at me and I joined him; the two of us laughing like maniacs until our sides ached.

I pulled out onto the road minutes later; still giggling........ and in search of donuts.