Title: Something in the Water...
Author: Jadeduo
Pairings: 2x1
Warnings: yaoi, humour, Relena bashing
Rating: R - NC-17
Disclaimer: None of the boys are mine... Only in my dreams... So don't sue all you'll get is a very beat up manga collection.
A/N: This has actually happened to me, thanks to Mako-chan who beta'd it real quick for me!


//Something in the Water...//


~Ring! Ring! Ring~


"Hey, Duo, I just needed some comforting."

"Why? Is everything all right?"

"Relena, just broke my heart," Heero sobbed mockingly.

"Nani?" Duo asked confusedly.

"I just got a call from Relena. She said that she couldn't take it anymore. She is breaking up with me."

"Doesn't she know that we are together?"

"Yes, I've told her. Several times..."

"How can she be so delusional?"

"I don't know, love. I don't know...."

"Maybe there's something in the water..."