Title: Meet My Own Kind
Author & Email: DC <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Archive: DC's Hideout <http://www.dreamwater.net/dudechan/index.html>
Fandom: Weiß Kreuz, Maze:The Megaburst Space, Ranma Nibunnoichi, Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi Yuugi, Inu-Yasha, Gundam Wing, and Yuu Yuu Hakusho.
Type: Oneshot Snippet/Ficlet
Warnings: Shounen ai, shoujo ai, PWP, general pointlessness, and a bit of a crossover... no, major crossover. Maybe one or two little spoilers, and a bit of abuse to all the characters, so no one's left out.
Summary: Some of our favorate quiet guys/gals gather together to find people like them, who can actually understand them.
Pairing: Mention of Xian Pu + Ranma, Mu TzuxRanma/RanmaxMu Tzu, YoujixAya/AyaxYouji, SanoxKenshin/KenshinxSano, ChichirixTasuki/TasukixChichiri, KuramaxHiei/HieixKurama, 1x2/2x1, 3x4/4x3, 5x6x13, and Mil+Maze.
Written On: 6/7/01
C&C is welcomed privately.
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Meet My Own Kind
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Too many to really count, so nothing belongs to me, they belong to their original creators and associated parties. I'm just playing with them, because I can't get this stupid idea out of my head. *pouts* Thanks a whole lot, Shi-Dude, Frankie.
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_ _= Exaggerated Words
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Duo: Um... This is... interesting...
Quatre: Y-yeah.... *glances at the other three* Guys, you really come here every Thursday?
Quatre: But... Sociaty for the Vocabulary Impaired? I don't get it!
Heero: *nod* Hn. You two wouldn't understand what is going on in there. You probably should go see a movie or something.
Duo: No! I wanna see this so-called 'progress'!
Trowa: It's not progress, really.
Wufei: It's meeting people who can understand you.
Quatre & Duo: We understand you!!
Trowa: *rolls eyes*
Heero: *snorts softly*
*the four walk into the library, meeting a cheerful, barely dressed young girl, who bounced over*
Mil: ACUE!!!! [I'm so glad you can make it! The others aren't here yet.] *grabs Trowa, Wufei, and Heero's hands* Acue? CUE!! [Oh! Are these your lovers?]
Trowa: ................ [Yes. The blond is Quatre, my lover] *waves hand to Quatre, then Duo* [and this is Duo.] ............
Heero: Hn. [The baka's stuck with me.] *nods* [They wanted to see if we were cheating on them, but they're saying they want to see what we do here.]
Mil: Acu~ue [I see...] .... *bows to Quatre and Duo* Acue!! [How do you do?]
Wufei: This is Mil, the president of this association.
Quatre: Nice to meet you. *bows back*
*two redheads walks in, nodding to the small group and the shorter ones smiles*
Wufei: Onna! [You two are practically joined at the hip!]
Aya: *whirls around* SHI-NE!! [You perverted Nataku obsessed twit!! YOU WOULD THINK THAT!!]
Wufei: MEEP!! *hides behind Duo*
Mil: ACUE!! [AYA!] Acuecuecue!! [Quit scaring Wufei like that!!] *turns scowling to Wufei?* Acue cue! [Wufei, quit being so confrontational!]
Kenshin: Oro? :What is she, a mother?: [Was he implying what I think he's implying?]
Mil: Acue cu. [Afraid so.]
Kenshin: *sigh* orrrrrroooooooo.... [Sano's going to be pissed...]
Quatre: *sweatdrop* Er...... Duo...
Duo: I don't have any idea either.
*a short ebony haired man walks in* Hn. [Good evening.]
Mil: ACUE!! [Hi, Hiei-chan!]
Hiei: *glares* _Hn_. [Don't call me _chan_! I'm older than your grandfather!]
Kenshin: Ne gozaru... [And I came partially to get away from Yahiko...]
Duo: *grabs chest* My God, another Heero!!
Hiei & Heero: *death-glare* _HN_! [WHAT?!]
*Duo and Quatre sweatdrop as a black piglet with a bandana enters* BWEE!! [Sorry I'm late!!]
Mil: *sigh* Acue... [Ryoga, you're a week late. Oh well, you showwed up.]
Xian Pu: Nihao!! [Hello! I had to bring pig-boy here!]
Heero: *groan* [God must hate me....]
Xian Pu: *glares* [Oh. You're back.] *sniff* [Go crawl back under your rock, _male_.] *walks away with head held high*
Heero: *growls* [Come here and say that to my face, bimbo!]
Mil: Acue! *scolds Heero* [No name calling!]
Duo: Y'know, guys... um... maybe we will go to that movie. *walks slowly to the door*
Quatre: *smiles weakly* Yeah... well... we'll see you later! Umm... *waves* JA! *runs out with Duo*
*the two make it outside, breathing heavily* *look at each other*
Quatre: Allah, that was scary!
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Mil: Acue! [Since everyone appears to be here, let us begin, okay?]
*suddenly a fox-faced monk appeared out of nowhere, causing everyone to freak out* NO DA!! [Sorry! Tasuki is a pain in the butt trying to get into a bathtub!!]
Mil: *gasp*wheeze*clutch heart* _ACUE_!!!!!! [CHICHIRI, QUIT DOING THAT!!!]
Chichiri: No da... [I said sorry...]
Xian Pu: *waves hand* Aiyah.... [It's okay, Fox-boy.] *grins and pats seat beside her* [Come sit by me.]
Chichiri: Da...... [Er.....] *sweatdrops* :I don't want to seem rude, but my Tasuki...:
Kenshin: Oro! *smiles* [That spot's too small, Xian-dono. Chichiri-dono can sit on my bench. There's plenty of room.]
Chichiri: DA!! [Thanks, Ken-chan!]
Xian: *glares* Omae o korosu. [Jerk.]
Heero: Hn. [Just because you're older than me, Jiji-san, doesn't give you right to use my line.]
Xian: Aiyah. [You copied me. You started using that line in 1995. _I_ was using it way before you.] *grins* *holds up victory sign* [I have copyrights.]
Heero: Hn. [Whatever, old wench. At least I can speak right when I need to.]
Mil: *sweat* Acue... [C'mon, guys, quick bickering.]
Aya: Shi-ne. [You two are impossible.]
Hiei: Ch'. [He has a right to say that.]
Mil: Acue. [Don't make me get Big Sister Brother over here.]
Everyone: *shuts up*
Trowa: *looks around the group* [Hey, how has your lovers, family, and friends been taking about you joining this group?]
Wufei: Injustice! [Personally, I think that Treize and Zechs are scared. Also Quatre and Duo didn't seem to take it too well.]
Kenshin: Ne gozaru....*sigh* *scratches head* [Sano doesn't understand. He doesn't see anything wrong with my vocabulary. Then again...]
Aya: *crosses arms* [It's Sano.]
Kenshin: *sweat* [Yeah.]
Mil: Acue! *grin* [What about Youji?]
Aya: *sigh* [He's trying to make me leave. He says it's cutting in on our... job. But I think he's just tired that he's not getting it as much.]
Hiei: Hn. [Aren't they all the same?] Ch'! [Kurama thinks it's cute. _Cute_, for Gods sake!! He can't see that I have a problem!!]
Chichiri: Da... [So all they really care about is getting laid.]
Hiei: *shudder* [Especially when he's in kitsune form.]
Wufei: Injustice? [What about you, Chichiri?]
Chichiri: *beams* DAA!! [Tasuki wants to come! He mostly just snarls cuss words and 'Lekka Shii-en'.]
Mil: *claps hands* ACUE! [Great! Bring him along!]
Chichiri: *stands up* [Now?]
Chichiri: No da? [What?]
Wufei: *sweat* [Could... could you _please_ use the door instead? We can only take so many heart attacks.] *rubs forehead* :And my lovers wonder why I'm so jumpy. Sheesh.:
Xian Pu: Aiyah... [Airen is sympathetic and understanding...]
P-chan: BWEE!! [HEY!! Ranma is _not_ your husband! He told you before to stop referring him as that, even Cologne did!]
Xian: *glares* Omae o korosu! [I should make you into pork fried rice, pig boy! Just because he's with Mu Tzu doesn't mean he's not my Airen!]
Heero: *twitch* [Quit... saying that.]
Xian: *whirls to Heero* [You keep out of this!]
Kenshin: *stands up* Oro, ne gozaru... [Xian-dono, I don't wish to fight you, but I will if you don't calm down.]
Xian: *snort* [You and what army?]
Aya: *stands with a glare* [Me.]
Xian: *whips out bonbari* [Stupid males!]
Trowa: *eyes widen* [Uh-oh...]
Mil: _WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH_!!!! [_WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET ALONG?!?!?!? STUPID AMAZONS, STUPID MONKS, STUPID ASSASSINS-]
Chichiri: Da... [Mil, I think you should just calm down...]
Kenshin: Oro?! [Ex-assassin, thank you!]
Mil: [-STUPID DEMONS, AND STUPID PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE!!!]
Hiei: HN. *stands up* [That does it. I'm outta here. It was nice meeting you guys.] *glares at Xian and Mil* [Well, guys anyway.]
Heero: OMAE O KOROSU!! *points accusingly at Mil* [YOU'RE FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?!]
Mil: WAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA~AH!!! [I'M CONFUSSED!! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!? I WANT BIG SISTER BROTHER!!!]
*door opens* AHEM!!
Everyone: *pauses to look over*
Kagome: SIT!!! *glare* [If you can't be quiet in the library rooms, please leave. Now!] *throws hands into the air* [Good lord! I come here to get some studying done, and these wackos pop up!] *looks at Inu-Yasha, now cursing in the floorboards* [Then again, who'm I to talk?]
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Youji: Hey, you're back early. *walks lankily over to the couch, grinning at his partner*
Aya: *munching on chips* Shaddap, Youji.
Kenshin: Good evening, Youji-dono. *grabs more potato chips and un-pauses the movie.*
Youji: *twitch* ... Aya.
Youji: ... who are all these guys?
Heero: *glare* What, he's not allowed to have friends over?
Youji: *blush* It's not that-!
Chichiri: Go take a cold shower and get over it then, no da. *continues eating a slice of pizza*
Everyone: *gapes at Chichiri*
Hiei: *shakes out of his stupor* Amen.
P-chan: Bu~wee. *nods*
A/N: *screams bloody murder and runs to the hills* GOOD BENTEN, WHY DID I WRITE THAT!?!?!? *looks for a hiding place before the critics and lurker police find her*