10-24-2001

Duo: It Wasn't Me!

Airen: This is a parody of "It Wasn’t Me"-Shaggy featuring Ricardo Ducent-from the album 'Hot Shot.' Remade by Rydia Paige/Dark Seraph. We don't own it and we wish we did, and I only own the G-boys temporarily, the insanity never ends.

 

Duo: *knocks on Trowa's Mansion door* (Knock Knock Knock) Yo’, man.

Trowa: Yo’

 

 

Duo: Open up, man.
Trowa: *opens the door* What do you want, man?

Duo: Heero just caught me.

Trowa: *leading Duo in* You let him catch you?

Duo: *shakes his head* I don’t know how I let this happen!

Trowa: With who?

Duo: Chang Wufei, you know?

Trowa: Ah...Man.

Duo: I don’t know what to do!

Trowa: Say it wasn’t you.

Duo: Alright..... *starts to sing*

Duo: Heero came in late and caught me red-handed
Creeping with Chang Wufei,
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin’ till the light of day-

Duo: How could I forget that he could
blow a door away with C4?
All this time he was standing there
He glared a hole right through my soul-

Trowa: Oh, you’ve another Wu-man access to your pad
This seems to be the hottest and latest fad
You better watch your back before the soldier goes Zero!
Better run like hell, man- this is HEERO!
The real true player he know how to play
When he stay a night say "Kitto ok!"
Heero, now he's a hard one to quickly lose sight of
An' when he says you're wrong say "Baby," then your motto: (in bg...)

Duo: But he caught me on the airplane!

Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: Saw me bangin’ in the OZ base!

Trowa: It wasn’t me

Duo: I even had him in the Gundam!

Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: He even caught me on camera!

Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: He saw the toys that I gave him!

Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: Heard the words that I told him!

Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: Heard the screams gettin' louder!

Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: He said "OMAE O KOROSU!"

Duo: Heero came in late and caught me red-handed
Creeping with Chang Wufei,
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin’ Till the light of day-

Duo: I had tried to distract him
From what he was about to see,
Why should he believe me
When I told him it wasn’t me?

 


Trowa: Make sure that the story connects.
This perfect soldier is not one to be vexed!
Just don't let him develope a complex
Seeing is believing, so you better change your specs!
You know he always reflects upon the past,
Makes every mistake you make always last
Just don't let him get to his Gundam Wing Zero-
'Cause if he shoots that buster, man, your ass is grass...!

Quatre: *walks in, not singing* What are you guys talking about?

 

 

Duo: But he caught me on the airplane!
Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: Saw me bangin’ in the oZ base!

 

Quatre: Trowa, why...?
Trowa: It wasn’t me

Duo: I even had him in the Gundam!

 

Quatre: Who??
Trowa: It wasn’t me!

 

Quatre: (Well, I know that!)
Duo: He even caught me on camera!

 

Quatre: may I see?
Duo and Trowa: *glares*
Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: He saw the toys that I gave him!

 

Quatre: WHAT is THAT??
Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: Heard the words that I told him!

 

Quatre: OH, is THAT what this is about??
Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: Heard the screams gettin' louder!

 

Quatre: *covering his ears at Duo's demonstration*
Trowa: It wasn’t me.

Duo: He said "OMAE O KOROSU!!"

 

Quatre: Oh, my....
Duo: Heero came in late and caught me red-handed
Creeping with Chang Wufei,
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin’ till the light of day-

Duo: How could I forget that he could
bust the door away with C4?
All this time he was standing there
He glared a hole right through my soul.

Duo: Gonna tell him that I’m sorry for the pain that I’ve caused.
I’ve been listening to your excuses, it makes no sense at all.
If you tell him that I’m sorry for the pain that I’ve caused.
You may think you’re a player, but you’re completely lost.
That’s why I'm saying.

 

Quatre: Uh, Trowa...I think we should talk....
Trowa:....(busted).....
Duo: Heero came in late and caught me red-handed
Creeping with Chang Wufei,
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin’ till the light of day-

Duo: How could I forget that he could
blow it up with damned C4?
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off me....