Title: Nicknames 1/1
Author: DamnVespa
Pairings: none that is dominant…
Category: Humor
Warnings: None that I can think of….
Notes: I was inspired from the Live Journals I've been reading of the six Gundam pilots…*giggling* they are really entertaining. So I thought I would write this…even though I'm not that great a writer…I hope I do this justice….Oh and another Note…the week is Sunday to Sunday…in other words it starts at Midnight on Sunday and goes to Midnight the next Sunday.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of GW but this story is mine…*grins*



The five pilots relaxed in the lounge in one of Quatre's many estates. They had all decided to take a break from their lives to spend a couple weeks to unwind and not think about anything more pressing than what's for dinner.

Duo was lying down with his head pillowed in Heero's lap. He looked over to where Wufei was sitting in an armchair reading a book and grinned mischievously.

"Hey Fei, whatcha readin'?"

The others tensed waiting for the outburst from Wufei but it didn't come. They looked puzzled between Wufei's amused superior look and Duo's chagrined look.

"Why Duo, I didn't know you liked to read. I'm reading the 1000 greatest poets of the past. A very interesting read. Would you like to borrow it?"

Now the other pilots were scared, not only had Wufei not screamed at Duo, he called him by his first name and was being polite…some would say nice to him. Duo swore under his breath and looked displeased about something. The others were remarkably silent during the exchange. Heero was the first to break the silence, "Alright what's going on?"

Duo looked up at his lover and smirked, "Well we all know how Fei-kuns hates being called those kind of nicknames. We started arguing as usual over it and I bet him that he couldn't go a week without getting mad at me, calling someone by their last name, nor be polite. He agreed to the bet and the loser has to be the winner's slave for a week. We started today at midnight. So it's only just begun, Fei-darling."

Wufei quietly chuckled in his seat, "Bring it on."

Trowa turned to Quatre and whispered in his ear, "Well this should be interesting."

Quatre nodded and whispered back, "Oh yes. I can't wait to see what Duo does."



Wufei walked downstairs and into the kitchen for breakfast. Now normally that wasn't such a big deal, but the fact that his hair was down was. The other three pilots stared in fascination at him. Wufei then turned to Duo, and the others waited for the shouting. But again they were disappointed.

"Duo, did you take my hair ties?"

"Yes I did."

"Oh, okay I was just checking. So what are we doing today?"

The other three were shocked into silence once again. Wufei didn't speak, he stood there waiting for his answer. Quatre came out of his shock first, "Uh…I was thinking of going to see a movie..,"

The plans took off from there, but Duo wasn't concentrating on those. He was going to make Wufei lose his cool before the week is out.



The four pilots were waiting for Wufei so they could go out to the games center in town.

"Hey, Wu-Bubbles, are you coming." Duo called up the stairs.

Duo grinned maniacally waiting for the outburst, but it never came. Wufei came down the stairs in blue jeans and a red t-shirt. But that wasn't what caught people's eyes, it was the hair. Instead of the black it used to be it was now fiery red. The other three pilots were again shocked but got over it quicker.

"Do you like it?" Wufei asked, "Duo did it for me. He switched my shampoo with red hair dye. By the way thank you Duo. I've been meaning to change my hair color for awhile. This fits me perfectly."

Duo frowned and the others didn't comment. He wasn't worried though, since he still had 5 days to get Wufei to blow a gasket. The other three pilots were smiling in amusement.



"Duo thanks for doing my laundry for me, but for future notice please wash things in either warm or cold water so that my clothing doesn't shrink. Thank you. But I guess it's a good thing this happened. I really needed to get new clothing anyway. Anyone want to go shopping?"



"Oh Duo I loved the new underwear you got for me. Especially the glittery thong. You have a pair don't you? We both should wear them at the same time, then we could match."

"Well I didn't buy you a new pair, those were mine."

"Oh, well thank you for letting me use them. I thought they would be uncomfortable at first but I was wrong. They're really comfortable. I think I should go get some. Anyone want to come with me?"



Now Duo was worrying. He had only two more days to get under Wufei's skin and so far nothing had worked. He would have to get more drastic and sneaky. He hoped Wufei would forgive him for what he was going to put him through for the next two days.

Wufei found Duo in the living room. He had his sword in his hands but it was remarkably different. First of all, all over the blade and hilt were smiley faces. Bright yellow smiley faces. The hilt had been painted neon pink with glitter.

"Duo did you do this?"


Duo hoped this was what would push Wufei over the edge but he was foiled again.

"Oh okay. It's actually made the sword better looking. The sword before looked so glum and dreary and now it's bright and cheerful. Thank you Duo. I don't know how I will ever repay you."

Then Wufei left the room and Duo cursed up and down the walls. He sat down and plotted for tomorrow's prank.



The five pilots were sitting in the lounge watching the TV quietly. Heero, Quatre and Trowa were just waiting for something to happen, and if by magic something did. The door bell rang. Quatre got up to answer the door while the others waited in the lounge.

There was a silence in the room as they waited to see who it was. Duo was smiling like a loon and Wufei braced himself for what was to come. Quatre came back in blushing a bright pink with a scantily clad woman behind him.

She walked into the center of the room, "Which one of ya'll is Fei Fei?"

"That would be me," Wufei said as he stood.

"Alright where do you want me?"

"What? I don't understand."

"Look sweet thing. I was called to give a private strip show to a man named Fei Fei. By care of a Shinigami. Now where do you want me?"

Duo was giggling helplessly on the sofa while Trowa and Heero were trying really hard not to laugh. Quatre tried to smother his giggles but he was failing miserably. Wufei was blushing which seemed to match the color of his hair. He looked out of the corner of his eye at Duo to see his reaction. He knew Duo was expecting him to decline and then get all riled up over it but instead he decided to get the better of Duo.

"Well, I guess in the middle of the room. I'm new at this so please bear with me."

His response shocked the other four into silence. Especially Duo who wasn't expecting that Wufei would actually say yes.

"Don't worry, sugah. You don't have to do a thing except sit there." She grinned and then moved to set everything up.

Needless to say Duo had to think of something else quick or he would be Wufei's slave for the week.



Heero, Quatre and Trowa were sitting in the kitchen eating

"Do you think Wufei will actually win, this time?" Quatre asked
while eating his cheerios.

"I don't know. It seems pretty close, but I think Duo will prevail." Heero said.

"I actually think Wufei might win this one." Trowa said.

"You want to make a bet on it?"

"Sure, what does the winner get?"

"Hmm…the loser has to do one task the winner says for the whole day."

"Sounds fair. I'm in."


"Well what about me?" Quatre asked.

"What about you? You usually don't get in on bets."

"Well I want to on this one. I think Wufei will win."

"Alright the more for me."

"Don't sound so sure of yourself, Heero. So we're agreed?" Quatre asked.

Trowa and Heero nodded and the three of them waited to see what stunt Duo would do today.

Wufei stood up in his room and faced his mirror. He started mumbling to himself, "I will win. I will win. Just calm down, it's only until midnight tonight and then you'll have Duo right where you want him." He smirked into the mirror at that thought. When he was moderately happy with his appereance he smiled and left the room, prepared for whatever Duo had to fling at him.

Duo paced his bedroom, he was out of ideas. Nothing had worked and he really didn't have any other plan. At midnight tonight he would lose and be Wufei's slave for a week. He sighed at the thought, but then he had an epiphany. The clocks would save him.

He knew Wufei didn't wear a watch and therefore would never know the time without looking at the clock. Duo smiled as he thought out the plan. This was going to work and he rushed off to put it into effect.

Wufei was dressed to kill in his leather pants and a tight red shirt that he left part way unbuttoned. He was standing in the foyer waiting for the others to arrive so they all could go out to a club. Heero, Trowa and Quatre finally arrived dressed in their clubbing attire. Wufei looked at the clock in the foyer and tapped his foot.

"Where's Duo?"

"He said he'd be here in a minute. We should go to the car and wait for him," Heero said.

"Why, I think we should wait for him here." Trowa said shooting Heero a challenging look.

Heero merely raised an eyebrow. They waited and finally Duo arrived. He looked a little flushed, which immediately put Wufei on edge, but he didn't let it show.

"What took so long?" Wufei asked.

"Oh just my hair. It wasn't cooperating."

"I know what you mean. My hair sometimes doesn't want to stay down."

Duo nodded absently and then clapped his hands together, "Well, shall we go?"

"Of course, Duo." Quatre said and lead the way out to the car. Wufei followed next, but Heero and Trowa stayed with Duo. The three of them didn't make a move towards the door.

"What's the hold up?" Duo asked.

"Yes, Trowa why don't you go first?"

"Why don't you Heero or Duo?"

"This is ridiculous. I want to go partying but you two are blocking my way. Now go on, we don't have all night."

Trowa and Heero both made for the door simultaneously while Duo hung back. No one saw him push the hands on the clock forward five minutes. He chuckled quietly to himself then hurried out to the car.

They returned to the mansion at 11:30 pm, or at least that's what the clocks said. All five of them were very tired and they trudged up the stairs to their rooms. Heero and Duo went to their rooms first, but not before Heero managed to pull Wufei aside.

"Heero, what's wrong?"

"Nothing. Listen, Duo has something planned. I believe he set the clocks ahead at least 15 minutes. So in 15 minutes it will midnight and you'll win."

"Why are you telling me this?"

"Because for once I think Duo will lose a bet."

Wufei smirked, "You bet on this as well didn't you?"

Heero smiled and left to go to his room. Wufei grinned and walked towards his room. Halfway there Trowa and Quatre accosted him in the hall.

"Listen Wufei, I'm sure Duo did something with the clocks," Trowa said.

"Yes I know. Heero told me."

"Well whatever Heero told you is a lie. He's on Duo's side. We're on yours. I don't know, but I think the safest bet is to wait at least an hour after midnight before saying anything. Knowing Duo he might have set it ahead that long."

"I'll take that under consideration, Quatre. Thank you. You two have a good night."

Wufei finally reached his room. He sat on his bed and thought about what he should do. Should he believe Heero or Quatre and Trowa. Quatre and Trowa were more apt to take his side but then there have been times when Heero has taken his side as well. He knew that Quatre, Trowa and Heero had placed bets on who would win this bet. He just didn't know which side to trust. So he decided he would just wait until tomorrow. Then he'll know for sure he won. With that decided he got undressed and went to bed.



Duo had stayed up for as long as he could but he soon found himself falling asleep along with Heero. Wufei quietly snuck into their room, grateful that the covers were pulled up over the two. Then he shook Duo, "Maxwell, it's time to get up."

Duo mumbled unintelligibly and rolled over. Wufei rolled his eyes and stood tall.

"MAXWELL!" He shouted as loud as he could. Duo jumped in his sleep as well as Heero.

"You lost Wu-Manchu. I won, I knew you couldn't hold out."

"Maxwell, first I would like to say to look out your window."

Duo did and for the first time realized that it was too bright to be dark. He looked at the clock and groaned, "I lost."

"That you did. Now I expect you dressed, washed, and downstairs in 20 minutes. The same goes for you too Heero. Quatre and Trowa are waiting for you."

Wufei smiled and then left the room.

Heero looked at Duo, "Baka! You were supposed to win."

"I know." Duo said dejectedly, "I'm never going to make a bet with Wufei again."


The End.


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