Title: The Happy Hentai Cruise
Author: DamnVespa
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 5xwhoever
Disclaimer: I don't own GW (but I can hope right?)
Archive: 1x2ml and DHML (for this one only, my other fics are archived at Mediaminer.org)


Heero sat calmly on the couch looking through the classifieds. It was quiet in the house since Duo and Quatre left for their interviews. The five pilots were looking for jobs. They needed the money to fund their many repairs to their Gundams. Quatre would have loaned them money but an unfortunately his sisters froze his account. When asked why, Quatre would only blush and mumble something about Trowa.

The calm of the room was interrupted when Duo and Quatre ran into the house. Quatre went upstairs to find Trowa while Duo ran to Heero and jumped onto his lap. Heero glared at Duo but Duo just smiled in return.

"Heero, you'll never guess what's happened?"

"You got the job."

"Ah you're no fun. But yes I got the job and guess what else?"

"I don't know."

"We got you, Trowa and Wufei jobs as well."

Heero merely raised an eyebrow. Duo went on unperturbed and brought out a brochure.

"We got a job here. Here, read it."

Heero took the brochure and started to read out loud, "The Happy Hentai Cruise. A five day, five night cruise for yaoi fan artists and fanfic writers. Here bishounen will be at your beck and call for any position in any room you like. Among these rooms are the masturbation room, the lemon room, and the bondage room. You happy hentai's will be alive with ideas once you get these bishounen in these rooms…."

Heero's voiced had dropped to a whisper as he continued to read. His eyes were bulging while Duo was sitting on his lap smiling happily. When he was done, Duo took the brochure from him and looked at him.

"Well, Heero, what do you think?"

"I…I don't know what to think. Can we get out of this?"

"Nope…we have to be there by six tomorrow morning. The pay is good too."

"They are paying us to…to…do…you know…in front of people?" "Well, not the people on the ship, no. We belong to the cruise line. They pay us our wages. The fanfic writers and artists just borrow us for awhile until they are done with whatever they are doing."

"And you're okay with this?"

Duo grinned happily, "Yep. So let's go celebrate."

Duo dragged the shocked Heero to his room. He was in the middle of kissing Heero senseless when he heard a shout go throughout the house.


Apparently Wufei just got the brochure.


The End.


Anyone want a ticket…because I know I do…*sighs* if it were only