Well I made another one. This stemmed from a conversation I had with a friend of mine. She had just gotten several episodes of Gundam Wing and was telling me how she didn't like Relena all that much. I responded that she does get annoying with her yelling, "Heero come and kill me," or some variant. Then this idea whapped me upside my head.

Notes: Ummm....this doesn't really have any pairings. This is probably the only one I'll ever write without any pairings. It does have friendship though of 1+2 and 2+3...but that's about it...hope you like.

Title: Doggy Heero
Author: DamnVespa
Disclaimer: I don't own GW or the characters (though I wish I did)
Pairings: Read above notes.
Archive: 1x2ml and DHML (well for this story anyways, my other ones are at Mediaminer.org)


"Duo, explain to me again why we are sneaking around Relena's rose bushes?"

"It's fairly simple. We are looking for Heero."

"Ahh, now why would we be looking for Heero in the rose bushes?"

"Well, see…Quatre you have to swear to me you won't tell anyone else."

"I swear. Now why are we sneaking around in Miss Relena's rose bushes?"

"Well you remember about a week back when Heero claimed he could never get hypnotized."

"Yeah. You were claiming that you could hypnotize anyone. Which reminds me, you still haven't told me what you hypnotized me to do."

"Heh…Ummm...I'll tell you later Q."

"You better. Now on with story."

"Well I hypnotized Heero to act like a dog when a certain phrase was said."

"And what pray tell was this phrase?"

"Umm…Heero, come and kill me."


"Duo, Heero is going to kill you."

"Yeah I know. That's why you're here. He won't kill me if there are witnesses."

"Uh huh right."

"Shh…I hear something."

Some shuffling sounds are heard then a gasp.

"Oh shit, I'm in serious trouble."

"Duo, that's Relena right?"


"The other person on their knees getting his head scratched is Heero right?"

"Yep it appears so."

"I was wrong. He's going to kill both of us."

"Don't think so negatively Q. I just have to shout the word that makes him come out of it."

"Well you better hurry."

"Oh Heero!"

"Never mind, Relena said it for me."

A gasp and a shout is heard.


"Quatre, Run!"

Sounds of a chase and several gunshots ring out.

"Heero, Come and Kill Me."



The End