9-10-2000

Ok, first I should warn you guys that I've only ever seen the English dubbed version of Pokemon. That being said, I'll give you the cast:

Ash Ketchem is played by - Duo Maxwell
The lovely Misty is played by - Heero Yuy -_-;
The girl-crazy Brock is played wonderfully by - Chang Wufei
Togapie is played by the multi-talented - Quatre Rabera Winner
Ash's female Pikachu is played (albeit very silently) by - Trowa Barton
The mini-skirt loving Jesse is played by - Zechs Marquise
The cute but stupid James is played by - Trieze Krushrenda
The ever annoying Meowth is played by *snicker* - Relena Peacecraft
Officer Jenny is played by the lovely - Chang Meiran (even though you never see her)
Nurse Joy is played by - Sally Po (you never see her either)
And The Narrator is played by, who else? - The Narrator (you don't see him, but you sure hear him :p)

I'm going to warn you, this fic is weird and you'll understand why once you read the ending. :) Have fun. I don't mind flaming, I'll probably reply cheerfully and agree with everything you say.
(Of course, that's just part of my devious plot to turn the rest of you as insane as I am. ;p)

WARNING: Relena lovers might not like this.

Title: Pokewing
Author: Angel Negra
Email: ainhell@hotmail.com
Rating: G
Pairings: 1x2 (sorta)
Archiving: my site, The Liquid Dreams of Crystal Minds (http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/tharg/832/ ) anyone else, ask first.
Disclaimer: I don't own either Pokemon or Gundam Wing.
Author's Note: Hey, if anyone would like to draw any of these guys as they appear in this fic, I will be so happy, I'll post it in my fanart section. :)
Author's Note 2: Special thanks to Ryan Harbin and Eternal SailorM for betaing this fic, they helped smack and poke me until it looked like a decent fic. :) Thanks guys!

 

Duo is marching cheerily along the road dressed in Ash's outfit, a Pikachu that looks strangely like Trowa keeping pace.. Wufei is trudging along behind him, squinting more than usual. Heero is walking quietly along behind them, dressed in shorts, suspenders, and a sleeveless t-shirt. He's firmly holding a Togapie that looks alot like Quatre in his arms.

"As we join our heroes today, we find them on the road to Vermillion city," announced the Narrator. "Young Duo Ketchem is going to challenge the gym leader and try to get his sixth badge. Duo is joined by his friends. Wu Fei, the girl-crazy leader of the Nakatu gym, and Misty-"

"Heero."

"What?" asked the Narrator.

"My name is Heero, not Misty," replied Heero.

"No," retorted the Narrator, getting annoyed. "It's Misty. You're Misty, leader of the Cerillian gym, object of Duo's affections, and owner of the rare Togapie."

Heero glanced down at the Quatre-Togapie in his arms. It smiled, waved it's arms, and gave a little trill.

"See?" crowed the Narrator smugly. "Now, as I was saying, Duo, Wu Fei, and Misty-"

Heero growled, put Togapie down, and whipped a gun out of his shorts. He pointed it at the Narrator and ground out,"My. Name. Is. Heero."

"Ok! Ok!" shreiked the Narrator, in fear of his life. "Your name is Heero. Love interest of Duo Ketchem, leader of the Cerillian gym, and owner of the rare Togapie. Sheesh! Moving on, we take you now to those three friends; Duo, Wu Fei, and Heero."

"Hn."

"I miss Officer Meiran!" whined Wu Fei. "Why did you guys make me leave? She was starting to come around, and she was sooo pretty! The prettiest girl in the world!" He finished, drooling.

Heero and Duo sweatdropped.

"What about Nurse Sally?" ventured Duo.

"She's pretty too," swooned Wu Fei.

The rest of the group fell over.

"Well, anyway, I'm sure you'll like the Officer Meiran in Verridian city even more!" chirped Duo, grabbing Wu Fei's arm and dragging him along. Ignoring Wu Fei's protests, he called out, "You coming, Misty?"

'Here we go again,' thought Heero. Out loud he said, "My name is Heero."

"What?" asked Duo, spinning around and nearly smacking himself in the face with his braid. There was a brief life or death struggle between him and his braid. He almost took out Wu Fei in the process.

Once Heero was sure he had Duo's full attention, he repeated, "My name is Heero."

"Oh, Ok! Whatever you say, Misty!" cried Duo cheerfully, before spinning back around and heading down the road, dragging Wu Fei behind him.

Heero sweatdropped.

"See?" said the Narrator smugly. "I told you so."

Heero shot his trademark deathglare at him.

"Eeep!" cried the Narrator. And the sound of someone running away very quickly could be heard.

"Hn," said Heero and he turned to catch up with his friends.

A few minutes later, the boys' progress was interuppted by an explosion of smoke.

"Prepare for trouble!" declared a falsetto voice from the smoke.

"And make it double!" added a deep feminine voice.

"To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all peoples within our nation."

"To denounce the evils of truth and love."

"To extend our reach to the stars above."

"Zechs."

At his name, Zechs popped out of the smoke. He was wearing his Team Rocket uniform. The short tank top and over shirts didn't reach his belly button. The long gloves covered most of his arms, while the mini-skirt showed off his legs wonderfully. He had his hair styled in one long unbreakable peice. (Oh you guys know how Jesse wears her hair!)

"Treize."

Treize appeared after adding a very feminine tone to his voice. He was also wearing a Team Rocket outfit and was holding a rose to his nose.

"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!" cried Zechs.

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight," added Treize.

"Meowth! That's right!" proclaimed the Meowth who popped out. It looked and sounded disturbingly like Relena.

"Team Rocket!?" cried Duo. "What do you guys want?!"

"We want what we always want, you little twerp," declared Zechs, in his high falsetto. "We want that Pikachu!"

All eyes turned to Pikachu. Pikachu raised the eyebrow over his one visible green eye, pointed to himself and said, "Pi?"

"Yes, you," said Treize, adding a feminine shake of his hips for emphasis.

Zechs dropped his head and sighed. he looked over at his partner-in-crime and said, "You're enjoying this way too much."

Treize tossed his head haughtily and said, "Oh yeah? Well, I'm twice the woman you are!"

The whole group sweatdropped. Zechs recovered first and shouted, "Get that Pikachu!"

And thus, the traditional pokemon battle ensued. Duo and Wu Fei's pokemon were used to beat the ever lovin' crap out of Zechs, Treize and their pokemon.

All of Heero's pokemon were used on the Relena-Meowth, who had been doing disturbing things to Heero's leg. {Author's Note to Readers: I know what you're thinking you hentai's ;)} When the battle was over, Team Rocket and their pokemon lay in a tangled heap.

"Ok Pikachu!" cried Duo, "Do your thing!"

Pikachu turned his one-eyed attention to Duo and blinked. He then turned his attention to the pile of bad guys. He blinked again. He shrugged and strolled over to the pile. Pikachu touched one paw to the tangle of Team Rocket and said, "Chu."

A massive thunderbolt came crashing down and launched Team Rocket into the air.

"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" they cried in unison, as they faded into the sky.

"Alright! We saved the day, Misty!" cried Duo.

"Hn," grunted Heero, wiping at his leg. Now, if only he could get Duo to stop calling him Misty.

Duo suddenly glomped onto Heero and started kissing him like there was no tomorrow. It was really starting to get interesting. Duo's hand was steadily heading lower and then-

"Yuy! Wake up! If I have to sit here and watch this nonesense, so do you! It's justice!"

Heero woke up with a start and glared at Wufei. He whipped his gun out of his shorts and stated, "Omae o kosoru."

Wufei's eyes widened and he darted off the couch and out of the room. Running for his life. Heero was close on his heels. The other three pilots stayed sitting by the t.v., staring after Heero and Wufei.

Quatre shook his head and sighed, "That happens eveytime."

Duo cackled, "Yeah! Don't you guys love Pokemon marathons?"

 

End